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Caption Contest(!)

Welcome to Latitude 38‘s World-Famous Caption Contest(!). This month’s photo comes by way of our crew, while enjoying a casual sail on the Bay. No, this is not them playing chicken with the cruise ship. It is, of course, likely that the sailboat in the photo wasn’t in direct danger of being slammed. But from this angle, it looks like a dicey situation. We hope the sailors’ hearing is OK!

 

Your caption here.
© 2026 Latitude 38 Media LLC / John
No sailors or sailboats were harmed in the making of this Caption Contest(!).
© 2026 Latitude 38 Media LLC / John

See last month’s Caption Contest(!) winners in the September issue’s Loose Lips.

 

16 Comments

  1. Bill Willcox 3 weeks ago

    Whew. Looked like the kiss of death there for a while.

  2. The view from the port side rail was beautiful and uncluttered, as the sailboat crew discussed where to go for dinner. One minute later, nobody was hungry.

  3. Ants Uiga 3 weeks ago

    I perpetually love the excitement of 5 blasts on the big ships horn

  4. Mark 3 weeks ago

    Hey Captain, my rule book says we are a sailing vessel underway on starboard tack and we have the right way over powered vessels. Hold your course!

  5. Bruce Conn 3 weeks ago

    Hang on – we’re ridin’ the wake to the bridge!

  6. Tony Spooner 3 weeks ago

    “Missed it by That much”

  7. Jeff Collier 3 weeks ago

    Hit the iron donk ! I think I hear their overboard black water pumps running ! The smells gonna be worse than whale poop !

  8. Joshua Wheeler 3 weeks ago

    Make way for the Princess!

  9. Eben Leslie Kermit 3 weeks ago

    Dum Dumb di Dumb Dumb… Dumb!!!!
    For all those who assume sailboats have right-of-way over powered water-craft.

  10. Bill Huber 3 weeks ago

    I had no idea what he meant when he said, “Let’s go on a cruise ship. “

  11. Mark Caplin 3 weeks ago

    “This is the Captain speaking, for those of you on the starboard side of the ship, if you look out, you will see a dumb ass.”

  12. Joyce Ycasas 3 weeks ago

    “Let’s sneak up and photobomb ‘em!”

  13. Joyce Ycasas 3 weeks ago

    “Princess Cruises — Come Feel The Love … We Insist”

  14. Chuck Dee 3 weeks ago

    STARBOARD!!!

  15. Cecile Generaux Schwedes 3 weeks ago

    I’m first after you.

  16. Kelvin D. Meeks 2 weeks ago

    “You’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya, punk?”
    – Harry Callahan (Dirty Harry, 1971)

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