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  1. Cecile Schwedes 3 years ago

    HMS Dinghy ‘Three Hour Tour’.

  2. Greg Clausen 3 years ago

    Why its always important to have a float plan

  3. Phileta Riley 3 years ago

    You’ve gotta be kidding!!!

  4. Mike Reardon 3 years ago

    Row, Row, Row your boat!!

  5. Rosann Allenbaugh 3 years ago

    You got the short end of the stick, now do the mud walk and pull us back to shore!

  6. Jeff 3 years ago

    This Uber could use a high tide Lyft.

  7. Jay Sorensen 3 years ago

    They mentioned dinghy wheels but I thought they were a passing fad…………..

  8. CARL BAUER 3 years ago

    Should have looked at the depth sounder!

  9. Jeff Hook 3 years ago

    I told you we should go back because the tide was going out!!!

  10. Bill Huber 3 years ago

    The upside is, there’s a full moon tonight!

  11. Bob Johnston 3 years ago

    That looks like it could be the Airport Channel in San Leandro Bay, which brought back a memory: As kids we sailed down there sometimes – before the park was developed there was a burger place by the channel. One day, along came a couple of big guys in an El Toro, sailing south towards the dead end at Hegenberger Road. Apparently they were geographically-challenged because they yelled over that they were sailing to San Jose!

  12. Roxanne Fairbairn 3 years ago

    Land ho

  13. Doug Donegan 3 years ago

    “Hey! This is last year’s tide table!!!”

  14. Phil Cardan 3 years ago

    In Arkansas, Huckleberry and run-away slave Jim bring two grifters aboard the raft, the “lost Daufin,” and the “Duke of Bridgewater.” In at least 4 paragraphs, discuss Mark Twain’s use of irony…

  15. Curt Simpson 3 years ago

    Didn’t anyone check the tide book?

  16. Robert Boynton 3 years ago

    Obviously getting ready for the first shovel-full of the Panama Canal

  17. Doug Gibson 3 years ago

    Seriously… you forgot the clamming shovels?

  18. Jim "Goose" Gossman 3 years ago

    I told you the earth was flat

  19. Mike Wilcox 3 years ago

    Do you know how to skooch?

  20. Bill Andrew 3 years ago

    Mud Hooo!

  21. Tim Henry 3 years ago

    If 2020 were an unexpected low tide . . .

  22. Lew 3 years ago

    Rub a du\b dub, three men in the mud.

  23. JOE MOORE 3 years ago

    i told you to paddle faster!!!!!

  24. George 3 years ago

    That day Alameda was almost discovered

  25. David Cohan 3 years ago

    You drew the short straw, now go trek ashore and come back with our cocktail hour supplies!

  26. Paul Durbin 3 years ago

    In 1970, during college, our chemistry project was to determine the salt water penetration along the Napa River. Although we consulted the tide table and shoved off on the incoming, we failed to factor in the time it would take to row a boat up the length of the river. Before we reached the fresh water point, the tide had changed and we ended getting out and dragging the boat upriver (upcreek was more like it) to the final sampling point. I would caption this picture, “Well you’re the Captain! No, You’re the Captain!”

  27. Dan Colton 3 years ago

    I swear this is where I dropped my keys

  28. Jesse E Andrews 3 years ago

    When the tidal bore rolls in we’ll be the first four dudes on an inflatable to get barreled!

  29. Pat Broderick 3 years ago

    There were four boys in a tub
    Who sailed onto the ebb’s gooey mud.
    And now they are stuck
    In the Bay’s sticky muck
    Until the upcoming flood.

  30. Caryl Blues 3 years ago

    Refugees looking for a place to land?

  31. Don Cavers 3 years ago

    Are you sure this is what they mean by a raft up?

  32. Jim Ness 3 years ago

    Are you sure the GPS says that this is where we parked the car?

  33. Nikk White 3 years ago

    Well don’t just stand there

  34. Eric Light 3 years ago

    “Believe me, my young friends, there is NOTHING — absolutely nothing — half so much worth doing as simply mucking about in boats.”

  35. Dennis Bailey 3 years ago

    The British were coming! The British were coming!

  36. Scott Henry 3 years ago

    Is this what they call “Hard Aground”? Looks kinda soft to me.

  37. Scott Henry 3 years ago

    We must be getting better at this, we can STAND UP without rocking the boat or falling in!

  38. Miles Constantine 3 years ago

    A butcher, a baker, and a candlestick maker all went down to the sea…

  39. Ron Harben 3 years ago

    Another fine mess you’ve gotten us into, Ollie!

  40. Dan Brenny 3 years ago

    Bill, your tide book is from 2019 you dumb as_. What where you thinking.
    Now get us to shore.

  41. Cliff 3 years ago

    Which way is Delaware, General?

  42. Mark Bettis 3 years ago

    Al least we didn’t block the Suez Canal!

  43. David Henry 3 years ago

    If we all move to the starboard side, do you think we’ll refloat?

  44. Brad Belleville 3 years ago

    Who let the water out? Who? Who? Who?

  45. Delano Britt 3 years ago

    Finally, we’re off that desert island. Civilization, feels good! Right Steve? Steve? Uh guys, I think we forgot Steve!

  46. Dave Peterson 3 years ago

    No, you were in charge of bringing oars not Oreos!

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