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  1. Joseph L Perez 4 years ago

    What ‘Got Junk’ really does with your trash

  2. Ken Brinkley 4 years ago

    Gosh honey ,with just a little bit of work !

  3. Dennis Greathouse 4 years ago

    You don’t need a mask to dive from this boat.

  4. Jim Mosier 4 years ago

    C’mon honey, you know Ive always wanted to own a boat.

  5. Bill Nork 4 years ago

    Test drive the new Fibretron 28, the West Coast’s first disposable 28 footer!

  6. Kris 4 years ago

    Transom needs TLC ,no time !

  7. Brian Beers 4 years ago

    Honey the recycling company left a message. They’re not going to pick it up.

  8. Gary Green 4 years ago

    Monica had finally reached her limit with Bob’s Captain Bligh routine…

  9. Rosann Allenbaugh 4 years ago

    That boat is definitely not access compliant! Someone call the ADA lawyers and tell em I want a finder’s fee!

  10. Inge Lorentzen 4 years ago

    “Bottom’s Up?”

  11. Brian Beers 4 years ago

    Honey the recycle company left a message, they won’t pick it up.

  12. Mark LeVander 4 years ago

    This is the correct colored bin, isn’t it?

  13. Jim 4 years ago

    Bondo… James Bondo

  14. Candace Thersby 4 years ago

    Best case scenario!

  15. Mark Werder 4 years ago

    With a little effort I’m sure the lid will close

  16. Jay Sorensen 4 years ago

    When asked about her current boat’s status, Marie Kondo stated “It did not bring me joy……”

  17. Bill Huber 4 years ago


  18. Kelvin D. Meeks 4 years ago

    “When slip fees were raised, yet again, Phil’s response wasn’t what the marina expected…”

  19. Klaus Kutz 4 years ago

    We just renamed her: “Jack in the Box”.

  20. Tim McCormick 4 years ago

    Brody: You’re gonna need a bigger dumpster.

  21. David Hume 4 years ago

    Dumpster divers strike again

  22. David Hume 4 years ago

    Jack, she seems a bit ‘by the stern’

  23. Jan Passion 4 years ago

    I’m sorry – we only accept plastic numbers 1-7 in our recycling program.

  24. John Zolck 4 years ago

    Best day of a boat owner: the day you buy a boat and the day you get rid of it.

  25. George Davis 4 years ago

    Just add water and it grows.

  26. Linda Newland 4 years ago

    Craigslist Ad: Free runabout boat. Just a little work to make you the Chick Magnet you’ve always desired to be. Easy pick up with your trailer at the back of the __________Marina.

  27. Donn Carmody 4 years ago

    FOR SALE: 16 foot runabout. Comes with trailer.

  28. Mike Zint 4 years ago

    Hey Wait…I need those vent windows!!

  29. David J Gruver 4 years ago

    And I guess that was your accomplice in the woodchipper.

  30. Peter Detwiler 4 years ago

    “Classy Classified: Wanted. Experienced dumpster diver. Apply to harbormaster.”
    “Just give it a touch in reverse.”

  31. Kent Carter 4 years ago

    Honey, don’t forget Wednesday is garbage night!

  32. Mark Helm 4 years ago

    Break Out Another Thousand, my ass!

  33. Michael La Guardia 4 years ago

    Don’t worry! I put my wooden boat in the other dumpster!

  34. Bill Willcox 4 years ago

    Runabout in dumpster … $0.99. Adjacent pile of rocks … priceless.

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