Latitude 38’s May Caption Contest(!) — Ready, Set, Go!
“I’m open!” Is this the latest craze in water sports? Let us know what you think in this month’s Caption Contest(!).
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You’ll find last month’s winner and top 10 in Loose Lips on page 35 of Latitude 38‘s May issue.
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Directing sea plane take offs
He is guiding the aircraft to it’s parking spot.
Emulating his idol, Paul Cayard, it was only supposed to be a simple trip around the Farallones. Instead, after two days, Mikey spotted a tanker off Pt. Sur.
Sailor 1, Orcas 0.
I’m sailing, and Look Ma, No hands!
Am I a Turtle? You bet your sweet ass I am!
A boat named “Republican Party”
Technically, Billy won – as he celebrated crossing the finish line – albeit with an unusual inverted sail configuration.
Gooooooooooaaaaaalllllll!
Turtle out of shell
Mom !
Children’s game at sea:
Put you right foot in, take your right foot out, throw both hands up, and shake it all about.
Hay hay! Let’s do The Macarena! (A naval maneuver without loss of a seaman).
Dang! I thought sailing was a lot easier.
We’re going to start the next race the “Maveric Way” – Inverted!
M, C, & A just took off and left me here looking like an idiot
I won !!!! I won the Upside Down regatta!!!
As a new conductor and sailor, Franz took the instruction to conduct Handel’s Water Music a little too literally.
“My foils are way too big and my sails are WAY too small,”
“Well, you’ve got it upside down…”
“oh”
Mom,
MOm
MOM,
MOM!!
Look! I made a wingsailed opti, all by myself!
Jake knew he was in trouble when conducting sea trials of the experimental Tesla submersible project car.
It’s turtles all the way down.