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She’s hiking in a pair of what? Doesn’t look like it’s going too well. Unintentional perhaps.… Let us know what you think in this month’s Caption Contest(!) comments.
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No, no… my new shoes do NOT get wet!
The boys didn’t seem to be really into the race, so ex-Olympic gymnast Sarah began what was to be a backwards double, with a full twist, exit.
Funny. And, amazingly, the woman pictured is actually named Sarah!
I always wondered what those little ropes in the bottom of the cockpit were for!
I think I need a little more practice on this boat yoga pose.
Zero gravity boots not doing the trick on this tack.
Watch that first step, it’s a doozy
She should have guessed her black shoes would leave skid marks on the deck. Now the captain insists she finish the race with without using her feet.
Who better to have as crew, than an Olympic gymnast, on the heaving deck of a vessel?
“… and then I snapped the pirate’s neck, like this!”
Hey guys – who fixed the hiking straps with duct taaaaaaape (splash)?
*record scratch* *freeze frame* “Yup. That’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got in this situation.
No, your feet don’t smell, so get them out of my face!
Sarah was told that they would be “hiking out” by the captain, so, not being a sailor, she wore her hiking boots. #surprised face.
I’ll pick you up on the downwind leg. Don’t make me wait – I’ll need you to get that chute up right away.
Tu veux voler? (Want to fly?) Jacques was trying to convince Louise to cooperate, as he connected the marionette strings to the halyards. “Oh la la Mamselle! Ca ne fera pas mal (this won’t hurt a bit!)”.
Oh mon Dieu
Boom Kicker
Sarah was not shy and made no attempt to hide her excessive flatulence.