Caption Contest(!)
Here’s your January Caption Contest(!). The winner — who will be the owner of a new Latitude 38 T-shirt — will be published in the February issue’s Loose Lips. Good luck!
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For Sale – Recent refit, like new condition.
You should see the garden growing on the keel.
FREE BOAT!
You’re going to need a bigger power washer
Yach broker: “Hey Bob-how do you spell ‘Patina’?”
Broker: “No problem here. A little turpentine will clean it right up!”
Russians write with the finger the word “dick”.
“As a sailor, you’re already treading lightly on the earth. Now you can reduce your carbon footprint even further with our new Green Roof/Deck kit for your boat! And the best part is the low upkeep!”
The setting for launching the fungal connection with the Great Spirit.
Flotsam
Just waiting for the Environmental Impact Report to confirm that there will be no endangered species affected in the deck habitat when clean-up commences.
That is called the Poop Deck
Is this what “going green” is all about?
The vineyard is ready to plant the Cabernet vines.
Special Columbia 28 ‘CH CH CH CHIA’ for sale.
Act Fast! Just add water.
As paleontologists carefully excavate the fossilized remains, a story of neolithic transportation emerges.
Ad: “…and features the latest in organic non-skid deck finishes!”
This is the newest in environmentally friendly non skid
Who leaves a line just sitting on deck like that? It’s gonna leave a dirt stain.
It’s called GOING GREEN.
It looks like the boat detailer missed a spot!
“Latitude Cruiser for sale. Will take dirty money.”
Blue Green algae was SO the thing ! in the 80’s
What’s not to lichen?
“Hey Bob-How are you lichen the new boat?”
I’m going to go work on the boat this weekend.
“It was a total shit-storm out there”
The sailboat is Moldable to your tight schedule.
Honey, look what followed me home! Can I keep her?
“For sale a boatload of Guano.
But it’s paid for.
“Yep, we love sailing the delightful Willamette Valley of Oregon. No, they’re all like this… why?”
Mold farming – no market.
I thought sailing was about water and not dirt!