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25 Comments

  1. Tim Stapleton 4 months ago

    This human vang system, still has a few bugs to work out!

  2. Eric Sklar 4 months ago

    Yes, we have a cunningham, Jim Cunningham.

  3. J. Collier 4 months ago

    So Honey … you sure you have those IKEA directions right side up ?

  4. Joe L Perez 4 months ago

    SpiderVang, SpiderVang, does whatever a sailor can.

  5. Bob Adams 4 months ago

    It’s amazing what you can do with Velcro……

  6. Susan Simpkin 4 months ago

    Which way is up?

  7. tOm vArLEy 4 months ago

    Experience the hottest NEW show in Vegas: Cirque Du Saileil…! You’ll be on the edge of your seat watching the daring “sailors” defy gravity!

  8. V. Kapur 4 months ago

    the SpiderVang one above is the best 🙂

  9. David Demarest 4 months ago

    Downhaul Dave gives it his all.

  10. Kevin A Butterbaugh 4 months ago

    Anything to get a fuller shape on the mainsail — first ever human batten!

  11. Chuck Hawley 4 months ago

    You want MORE leech tension??

  12. Bill Huber 4 months ago

    Ready about?
    Nooooo!

  13. Kent Carter 4 months ago

    Yet another thankless job for the bowman.

  14. Jim Conger 4 months ago

    Tired of getting out of shape on long passages? Try Boat Pilates!

  15. John Yannotti 4 months ago

    Who handed the sail on upside down again?

  16. Bill Willcox 4 months ago

    If this does not snag me a Darwin Award, I’ll know its RIGGED!

  17. Richard von Ehrenkrook 4 months ago

    I’m going to get 100 push-ups in before the tide floats this thing off the mud!

  18. Eben Kermit 4 months ago

    “You are cleared for EVA”.
    “Houston…We have a problem!”
    “Release the Vang Hal”
    “I’m sorry Dave…I can’t do that…”

  19. D Peterson 4 months ago

    Sail trimmer was pressing a wrinkle out of the main, suddenly remembering this old sailor’s warning: “There was a young sailor named Bates, Who danced the fandango on skates. He fell on his cutlass, Which rendered him nutless, And practically useless on dates.”

  20. Scott Henry 4 months ago

    What am I doing here? I’m a bowman, not a vangman!

  21. John Dickerson 4 months ago

    Captain, I think we’re over powered

  22. Greg Ashby 4 months ago

    Bow yoga is out, this is boom yoga!

  23. Adam James 4 months ago

    It was nuking so hard, I did all I could to just hang on.

  24. Mike Quigley 4 months ago

    The human/gecko hybrid, finds full time work as Rig Inspector.

  25. David Henry 4 months ago

    These pushups are harder than I thought!

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