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  1. Art Ewart 3 months ago

    Wooden ya know.

  2. Peter 3 months ago

    Hmmm. Sudden stop? This could be the problem.

    • Peter Early 3 months ago

      Wait! I think I found the problem!

  3. David Woo 3 months ago

    Completely stumped!

  4. Rosann Allenbaugh 3 months ago

    Heard at Jamba Juice “I’ll have some wheatgrass with my wooden smoothie please”.

  5. Bill Huber 3 months ago

    I’m curious, you DID try putting it in reverse didn’t you?

  6. Steve Rienhart 3 months ago

    “Taking a bite out of water pollution”

  7. George Hughes 3 months ago

    Well, at least the boat can get wood

  8. Ants Uiga 3 months ago

    The prop was sharp enough to shave, not cut firewood.

  9. John Carapiet 3 months ago

    The old game, paper, stone, sissors has been replaced with water, wood, propeler. Wood won this game

  10. Carolyn Rosner 3 months ago

    For your dedication to the goals of the project.

  11. Chris Jackson 3 months ago

    Where to hide stuff on the boat so that nobody takes it or uses it. For example, your spare project wood.

  12. Pat Broderick 3 months ago

    Fred misunderstood the design of knot log for his boat.

  13. Kent Carter 3 months ago

    Who needs a wood chipper when you’ve got a boat to do that?

  14. Scott Henry 3 months ago

    A new definition of “woodie” that I haven’t seen before.

  15. Scott Henry 3 months ago

    Just because it sounds like a buzz-saw doesn’t mean it is one!

  16. Donald Bryden 3 months ago

    How to give a boat a wedgie.

  17. Mark Caplin 3 months ago

    Upon closer inspection, the petrified Megalodon shark they hit was bigger then they thought.

  18. Kelvin D. Meeks 3 months ago

    Wife: “Did you feel that?”
    Husband: “Huh?”

  19. David Cohan 3 months ago

    Finally, after many attempts, I have the super-efficient 5-blade prop I’ve always wanted!

  20. David Henry 3 months ago

    I got somethin stuck in my teeth! Anyone have a toothpick?

  21. Cecile Schwedes 3 months ago

    M/V Bristol Chipper!

  22. Heartland Honey 3 months ago

    The easiest way to chop firewood is to use the prop on a stink pot in the yard, but you gotta be sneaky about it!

  23. JOHN DICKERSON 3 months ago

    I said ” make a log entry ” but not like that!!!!

  24. Lee Perry 3 months ago

    Splitting wood for the winter ahead.

  25. Peter Detwiler 3 months ago

    “Well, we were just jammin’ along and then suddenly…”

  26. Chris C 3 months ago

    The Tunnel is the Funnel!

  27. Tim McCormick 3 months ago

    What happened to that Knarr we saw a minute ago?

  28. Deborah F Orlando 3 months ago

    “Watch out for that TREE”!!

  29. David Hume 3 months ago

    Knot again

  30. Rob Falconer 3 months ago

    Hey, Long John! We’ve found your leg.

  31. Bill Willcox 3 months ago

    Where’s Woody Woodpecker when you really need him?

  32. Freeline 2 months ago

    Scottish accent: Captain, we don’t have the power …

  33. Dave Peterson 2 months ago

    Ask the yard to grind a sharper edge on the prop, shoulda sliced that log like butter.

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