June’s Caption Contest(!)
“Oh no! There’s a boat in my pool!” If your pool is housing a docked boat, where will you swim?
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The best of two worlds, and we can Air B&B it with ease!
Honey, isn’t that a little big for pool float?
OK Bob, I will admit you solved the long commute to the marina problem, but what about the “where will we cruise?” question.
It might look too big, but we do get some wicked waves here.
Listed on Bring a Crane Website: Alerion For Sale, Fresh water use only. Low miles.
At least its finally out of the shed and it floats. Now what?
“My wife didn’t like me spending so much time at the yacht club bar after working on my boat, so I compromised to keep the peace!”
– sighed Happily Married
I said steer Starboard,
STARBOARD!!!
Herbert! Couldn’t you just get an air mat or pool noodle like everyone else?!
No Harold! It’s not a new, undiscovered atoll!
Oh Honeyyyy, I think our ship has come in!
or…
Did you order something through the Amazon Drone delivery service?
Very, very funny, kids… Now, please put it back!
Happy Father’s Day!
No ties, just lines attached.
The moorage is almost perfect, but the cost is outlandish!
Gilligan!
best
Moorage available Jan 1st. $2/foot, transport not included.
See, I told you she would float on her lines. Now get that truck back here!
This must be a new definition of “off shore” sailing that I wasn’t familiar with!
So I needed a guest cottage, and the boat was just sitting on the hard…
Unique nautically themed outdoor exhibit on loan from the Museum of Modern Art
I had this dream…
Of a sailboat without sails in a pool with a lawn next to it in the Netherlands, and a blonde woman on the lawn in extratufs with a glass of wine is looking puzzled….
What does it mean, Doctor?
Amazing what you can photoshop.
Ever the optimist, Bob never sailed anywhere without his spinnaker gear ready for action!
Gotta kill those barnacles
My bottom-cleaning guy insists on working in clean water, but this is getting ridiculous.
Jane’s divorce attorney proved to be the greater pirate…
Does this pool make my boat look fat?
The entrance was a bit challenging, but finally a quiet, fully protected anchorage with no risk of another boat anchoring too close!
No big deal. It’s just a Baby Ruth.
I just wanted to practice with my swim ladder in WARM water!
Look what the hurricane blew in.
“She said I didn’t have the balls”
Kent, you know you are not allowed to park on campus (i.e. in the pool)…
My wife told me my suspicions about her and the pool boy were silly but COME ON, this is too much.
Well it’s cheaper than the slip fees and I only wanted to sit non it anyway.
Wonder if sailing instructors make house calls.
I told you not to feed that boat, now she’ll never leave!
Tommy’s toy boat sure has grown into a smart looking gal, but now what?
Digby hoped he would be seen as eccentric, but everyone knew he was just a lazy sailor.
“Whoever you are, please, please don’t use the head”
The owner is selling here ‘as is, where is’, but don’t worry, the Dutch are crackerjack when it comes to building canals…
Oh good…it floats !
Just waiting for the flood gates to open so we can move on
Honey, I said please buy a pool FLOAT!
Those French sure know how to throw a pool party.
We’re waiting for a really high tide to float it out
This is what happens when a sailor buys a “lap pool.”