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  1. Carl Bauer 2 years ago


    “Get me a another fender.”

  2. Michael La Guardia 2 years ago

    “I told you we shouldn’t have let Bruce Banner on the boat!”

  3. Peter Bennett 2 years ago

    No problem, just wait until the tide comes back in. A little duck tape and all will be good

  4. Linda Newland 2 years ago

    I think the preferred channel is to port.

  5. Chuck Hawley 2 years ago

    When you said you got a “hole in one”, I had assumed you were talking about golf!

  6. Bill Andrew 2 years ago


  7. Robert Carey 2 years ago

    Sailboat on a stick!

  8. Bill Huber 2 years ago

    I don’t KNOW how it happened, I’m guessing a High high tide, followed by low tide, but I swear this was NOT photoshopped!

  9. David Cohan 2 years ago

    The Marina is impressively decorated with prominent modern art installations

  10. PJ 2 years ago

    Is this what they mean by “T-Boned?”

  11. kens 2 years ago


  12. Joseph F Maciorowski 2 years ago

    When I said Chute, I meant parachute !!

  13. Roger Neiley 2 years ago

    Really stuck that landing!

  14. Jay Sorensen 2 years ago

    Hurricane Katrina’s take on the Standing Wave sculpture of Naum Gabo………….

  15. Blake Wiers 2 years ago

    I know I left the boat around here somewhere.

  16. Rosann Allenbaugh 2 years ago

    “At least he knows where his leak is coming from”

  17. Rev Dr Malama 2 years ago

    Aren’t you glad no tsunami was reported???

  18. John Dukat 2 years ago

    Insurance claim denied. This picture was photoshopped.

  19. Jere Visalli 2 years ago

    Do you think the Seafood Peddler needs a new sign?

  20. Mary Norris 2 years ago

    That’s gonna leave a mark!

  21. David Henry 2 years ago

    That’s how you stick the landing!

  22. Alice Cochran 2 years ago

    NO! I said hard-a-lee, not up-a-tree!!

  23. Alice Cochran 2 years ago

    “Don’t Look Up”

  24. David Hirzel 2 years ago

    NO! I said hard-a-lee, not up-a-tree!

  25. George Shea 2 years ago

    Air B&Piling

  26. Kent Carter 2 years ago

    When Poseidon took up spear fishing.

  27. Robertta Edwards 2 years ago

    Fying high!

  28. JOE MOORE 2 years ago

    coming in hot!!

  29. David J Gruver 2 years ago

    Keys are in it, kid. I will be back in two hours.

  30. Cecile Generaux Schwedes 2 years ago

    Yeah Mom, we are staying ‘high and dry’.

  31. Hank Whittier 2 years ago

    “We don’t fry everything down here in Mississippi!”

  32. Mark E Keast 2 years ago

    the day after “hold my beer and watch this!”

  33. PH 2 years ago


  34. Jim Adams 2 years ago

    Don’t worry about it boss, it could happen to anyone

  35. Catherine Callahan 2 years ago

    Always check your dock lines.

  36. Doug Gibson 2 years ago

    On the good ship, Lollipop….

  37. Rob Falconer 2 years ago

    King Kong was upset to find Fay Wray wasn’t on the yacht

  38. Jay tibbet 2 years ago

    For sale sv. Pole Dancer, cheap

  39. Mark Caplin 2 years ago

    We need to rethink the “deploy the stabilizer!” command

  40. Bud Snow 2 years ago

    New keel extension, very stable now.

  41. Brad Kerstetter 2 years ago

    My wife’s response to “Honey, I bought a boat!”

  42. Charles Sanford 2 years ago

    New road sign for Rolly’s Used Boat Superstore
    The new sign guy needs some finesse
    “Quick! I need the emergency bungs!”

  43. Charles Sanford 2 years ago

    Dominics in San Rafael has serious competition.

  44. Peggy Weber 2 years ago

    Trying out new lighting for the marina.

  45. Steve Rienhart 2 years ago

    The frugal mariner never wastes precious money on mooring lines, as there is always a more cost-effective solution.

  46. Bill Huber 2 years ago

    Vlad is in town, and he’s taking up sailboats.

  47. Tim Henry 2 years ago

    That’s the last time I recommend that we have shish kebabs on the boat.

  48. J Eric Bergel 2 years ago

    A rising tide lifts all boats – some even more than others!

  49. John Arndt 2 years ago

    From Chris Boome: “For Sale, nice clean racer-cruiser, always highly placed.”

  50. Jeff Collier 2 years ago

    Marvin … I don’t think we’re moving anymore … why don’t yo pop your head out and see what’s happening.

  51. Dave Peterson 2 years ago

    Searching for boat moorage giving you piles? There’s a dry storage guaranteed to give you a big one.

  52. Dave Peterson 2 years ago

    Exclusive sublet available, wet and dry storage and at the head of the pier! High tide access only.

  53. DJ 2 years ago

    My centerboard is bigger than yours.

    Fe, fi, fo, dum, I’m looking down at the aqu-ar-ium.

    “Turns on a dime”

  54. Andy 2 years ago

    Wind vane Not for sail

  55. Mac Souter 1 year ago

    Women’s sleep ware going up

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Inaugural 150-Mile Race
Although the forecast for the Bluewater Bash to longitude 124 on Friday-Saturday called for near-gale force conditions, ironically several entries dropped out in the very light conditions 'bashing' out the Gate on Friday.