Caption Contest(!)
And now for something a little different … Welcome to February’s Caption Contest(!).
© 2022 Peter Lyons
You can find last month’s Caption Contest(!) winner and next top ten in the February issue of Latitude 38.
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All the tugs were busy, so they asked us to help!
This is a perfect example of applying the “Rule of Big” while sailing…
“Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?”
How do you like your T-bone cooked?
“D’Oh! Well I’ll be darned – you’re right my dear, it wasn’t a mirage.”
“Special Rules ‘PORT'”
hahaha
the garage door is on the PORT side!!!!
You have any ICE
I should never have traded in my Radio Direction Finder
Hmm, maybe size does matter after all!
How much insurance do I really need with a top speed of 9 knots?
It’s hard to argue against “Tonnage”.
I yelled STARBOARD!
You’re the first to get it right!
Looks like size trumps the port/starboard rule.
sent.
Expensive.
I don’t care who is starboard Size Matters.
I’m sure that will buff out.
“Starboard!”
“Tonnage!”
David and Goliath.
Knock knock, is Tom home?
Might of Way
Told you to ZIG not zag!
Sorry, I didn’t see you.
But honey, I told you Starboard always has right of way!!
Starboard schmarboard…COMIN’ THRU!!
The insurance attorney’s wet dream.
OK, grab the dinghy painter as we go past…
HEY, that’s not OUR dinghy!?
I thought for sure that monster on port tack would take our stern.
World’s biggest sailing yacht meets the world’s biggest _______!
Hey wow, … I didn’t know Vladmire Putin is a sailor!
Looks like someone forgot to plug in the Wurlitzer again!
[ … The yacht is steered with a small knob, and the freestanding masts and 15 sails are controlled with the push of a few buttons. Indeed, Perkins looked as though he was playing a nautical version of a mighty “Wurlitzer”. ]
No War but the Class War
Pardon me, but do you happen to have any Grey Poupon??
Black Duck
Never let your head be harder than your hull.
When it comes to rules of the road this is what’s known as the Law of Tonnage, which is very similar to constrained by draft
…..and that was the last time Frank ever went below to pee….
And The Falcon swoops in to catch its prey.
At least we get a bigger boat know thank you
Starboard !!!
When I yelled “starboard!,” why did you answer, “Hold your course” ?
“Do you have any conception of the extreme, the immeasurable wealth of the Order at that time?”
(look up Kasper Gutman)
“You scratched my anchor!”
“Mom, I’m home!”
Oh! You’re a lot bigger up close.
We ran out of beer
For queen and country. Release the boarding party!
Port wine on on a Port tack makes one’s problems seem so small. Steward, I’ll have another.
Insurance cancellation reason: Exceeded Lifetime payouts!
Bonk!!!
“Remember, Mine’s bigger than yours”….
Humphrey bogart quote from the 1941 classic THE MALTESE FALCON…
Party Crashers official trailer new episode on youtube!
Hold my beer, I’m sure five blasts on the horn will make them tack!
Protest!