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  1. David Henry 2 years ago

    All the tugs were busy, so they asked us to help!

  2. Ken Kotsur 2 years ago

    This is a perfect example of applying the “Rule of Big” while sailing…

  3. Mark Caplin 2 years ago

    “Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?”

  4. Steve Shinn 2 years ago

    How do you like your T-bone cooked?

  5. David R 2 years ago

    “D’Oh! Well I’ll be darned – you’re right my dear, it wasn’t a mirage.”

  6. Glenn Schmudde 2 years ago

    “Special Rules ‘PORT'”

    • jeff 2 years ago


  7. JOE MOORE 2 years ago

    the garage door is on the PORT side!!!!

  8. Phil Kinnison 2 years ago

    You have any ICE

  9. Brian Coke 2 years ago

    I should never have traded in my Radio Direction Finder

  10. Bob Adams 2 years ago

    Hmm, maybe size does matter after all!

  11. Franc Fiamengo 2 years ago

    How much insurance do I really need with a top speed of 9 knots?

  12. Tony Spooner 2 years ago

    It’s hard to argue against “Tonnage”.

  13. Cam Simmons 2 years ago

    I yelled STARBOARD!

    • Erik 2 years ago

      You’re the first to get it right!

  14. Curtis Johnson 2 years ago

    Looks like size trumps the port/starboard rule.

    • Mr. Mark 2 years ago


  15. Fred 2 years ago


  16. Noel Farmer 2 years ago

    I don’t care who is starboard Size Matters.

  17. David Wilson 2 years ago

    I’m sure that will buff out.

  18. Gene 2 years ago



  19. Klaus Kutz 2 years ago

    David and Goliath.

  20. Mindy Oppenheim 2 years ago

    Knock knock, is Tom home?

  21. Rob Holman 2 years ago

    Might of Way

  22. PJ Landresse 2 years ago

    Told you to ZIG not zag!

  23. Richard B Smith 2 years ago

    Sorry, I didn’t see you.

  24. Donald C Dutton 2 years ago

    But honey, I told you Starboard always has right of way!!

  25. Bill Andrew 2 years ago

    Starboard schmarboard…COMIN’ THRU!!

  26. Elan 2 years ago

    The insurance attorney’s wet dream.

  27. Scott Henry 2 years ago

    OK, grab the dinghy painter as we go past…
    HEY, that’s not OUR dinghy!?

  28. Mark Thomas 2 years ago

    I thought for sure that monster on port tack would take our stern.

  29. Admiral Dutch 2 years ago

    World’s biggest sailing yacht meets the world’s biggest _______!

  30. Admiral Giacomo 2 years ago

    Hey wow, … I didn’t know Vladmire Putin is a sailor!

  31. Admiral Grant 2 years ago

    Looks like someone forgot to plug in the Wurlitzer again!

    [ … The yacht is steered with a small knob, and the freestanding masts and 15 sails are controlled with the push of a few buttons. Indeed, Perkins looked as though he was playing a nautical version of a mighty “Wurlitzer”. ]

  32. Tommaso 2 years ago

    No War but the Class War

  33. Emily Dawn Warren 2 years ago

    Pardon me, but do you happen to have any Grey Poupon??

  34. Paul Gibbons 2 years ago

    Black Duck

  35. Skip Smith 2 years ago

    Never let your head be harder than your hull.

  36. Drake 2 years ago

    When it comes to rules of the road this is what’s known as the Law of Tonnage, which is very similar to constrained by draft

  37. Mark A 2 years ago

    …..and that was the last time Frank ever went below to pee….

  38. Chad Brown 2 years ago

    And The Falcon swoops in to catch its prey.

  39. David Bennett 2 years ago

    At least we get a bigger boat know thank you

  40. Steve Allen 2 years ago

    Starboard !!!

  41. Roger Briggs 2 years ago

    When I yelled “starboard!,” why did you answer, “Hold your course” ?

  42. Karl Schulmeisters 2 years ago

    “Do you have any conception of the extreme, the immeasurable wealth of the Order at that time?”

    (look up Kasper Gutman)

  43. Burton Messano 2 years ago

    “You scratched my anchor!”

  44. Barry Parker 2 years ago

    “Mom, I’m home!”

  45. Steve Cosbey 2 years ago

    Oh! You’re a lot bigger up close.

  46. Angela 2 years ago

    We ran out of beer

  47. Bailey 2 years ago

    For queen and country. Release the boarding party!

  48. Dave Peterson 2 years ago

    Port wine on on a Port tack makes one’s problems seem so small. Steward, I’ll have another.

  49. Christopher Mendonca 2 years ago

    Insurance cancellation reason: Exceeded Lifetime payouts!

  50. Clyde Jenkins 2 years ago


  51. Anderson barnes 2 years ago

    “Remember, Mine’s bigger than yours”….

    Humphrey bogart quote from the 1941 classic THE MALTESE FALCON…

  52. Rosann Allenbaugh 2 years ago

    Party Crashers official trailer new episode on youtube!

  53. Bill Huber 2 years ago

    Hold my beer, I’m sure five blasts on the horn will make them tack!

  54. Todd Williams 2 years ago


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