Caption Contest(!)

Aaaaaannnnnnnnnd here’s your March Caption Contest(!). Good luck!

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  1. Rob Novak 2 months ago

    The Kiwi’s are already looking ahead to the 2025 America’s cup where they will introduce land foiling monohulls to the world.

  2. Shana Bagley 2 months ago

    Mark: No. the Nuevo Vallarta Marina channel entrance is to the LEFT of the green light. I’ve been here a million times.

    Shana: None of that makes sense. What about IALA- B? The chart shows that’s a beach not a channel entrance. When did you last sail here?

    Mark: Well, actually I came by car. Who is Yala?

    (Maybe this is only funny if you know my husband. …)

  3. Mark Caplin 2 months ago

    “Well, you said that the prop walks to the left..”

  4. Mark Blum 2 months ago

    Low tide is at what time? Did you set the clock forward for DST?

  5. Daniel Orlando 2 months ago

    Break out the Champagne! High tide in one hour.

  6. Bill Huber 2 months ago

    Did you know this tide table says 2014?

  7. Cmacd 2 months ago

    Stanford sailing team practice boat for their less skilled student athletes

  8. Tom & Shauna & Happy 2 months ago

    The first-ever amphibious sailing vessel: it can walk out of the water on its keels, balancing carefully on it’s tail.

  9. Debra Oehlberg 2 months ago

    I’ve heard of walking on water, but this is ridiculous!

  10. Scott Henry 2 months ago

    I was told that beaching saves wear and tear on the anchor.

  11. Dennis Bailey 2 months ago

    Please don’t tell me you forgot the bottom paint.

  12. Milly Biller 2 months ago

    This looks like a perfectly awesome place to have lunch- and we don’t even have to anchor!

  13. Jim Conger 2 months ago

    Now I remember, RED right returning…

  14. Pat Rains 2 months ago

    Bless those twin bilge keels. But stay off the fore deck for a couple hours, OK?

  15. Lu Abel 2 months ago

    Hang on — I’ve almost got the walking boat technology working!

  16. Jeff Sullivan 2 months ago


  17. Lee Greenberg 2 months ago

    ”Well, that’s one trophy I won’t have to shine…”

  18. Ken Crawford 2 months ago

    Who says a haul-out have to cost a fortune?

  19. Ken Brinkley 2 months ago

    You weren’t kidding when you said your boat was very stable !

  20. Karen 2 months ago


  21. Michael Scipione 2 months ago

    “Aghh! found where to set that keel offset on the depth sounder. What’s it reading now?”

  22. donald 2 months ago

    maybe we’d go faster if we put up the sail?

  23. Sailor Wendy 2 months ago

    “No. I said the CREW needed to get their sea legs before we shoved off.”

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