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Latitude 38 former-racing-editor-turned-roving-reporter Christine Weaver was walking the docks last week, when she spotted this interesting installation. “Salvador Dali’s kayak spotted in Monterey Harbor?” Chris mused.

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25 Comments

  1. Kelvin Meeks 1 month ago

    Bernie’s kayak manufacturing business failed spectacularly – due to a poor choice in cutting corners in the molding fabrication – with Silly Putty.

  2. Jay Sorensen 1 month ago

    Limited edition Salvador Dali kayak for sale. Unsigned.

  3. Bruce Conn 1 month ago

    Longing for a return to the sea, she dipped her nose to catch a whiff of the briney.

  4. Bob Martin 1 month ago

    Just testing the water. Brrr – still too cold!

  5. Fritz, Mr. DIY, using UV-activated resins, did not read the entire instruction paper, and missed the bit about will using adequate support structures.

  6. Kimberly Topp 1 month ago

    I’m thinking they were right about global warming.

  7. Jeff Wahl 1 month ago

    Oops

  8. Mark Caplin 1 month ago

    Johnny was very excited about the launch of his new self-propelled submarine. Although he was having trouble finding a co-pilot and investors.

  9. LeePanza 1 month ago

    Hmmm… looks sorta’ familiar; I’ve had nights like that myself!

  10. Bill Willcox 1 month ago

    Kelly Kayak longed to be a Scuba Diver but missed the class on avoiding the bends.

  11. E Marsh 1 month ago

    Oh no I am melting?

  12. Alistair Murray 1 month ago

    That kayak needs painting with Viagra!

  13. James Lane 1 month ago

    “I’ll stop the world and melt with you!”*
    *Modern English 1982

  14. Roger Briggs 1 month ago

    Yellow kayak feeling blue.

  15. Bill Huber 1 month ago

    Aha! This is what happens after 8″ of rain!

  16. taylor.thomas.h 1 month ago

    New Performance Handicap Racing Fleet rating: ZERO

  17. Fred Molnar 1 month ago

    How hot was it? It was sooo hot… well, look…

  18. David Hume 1 month ago

    One little blue pill will sort that out.

  19. Michael Simon 1 month ago

    That was the first, and last time Chad tried to deliver a hot pot of stew for DoorDash to an anchor-out.

  20. John Kern 1 month ago

    Worst oil canning ever.

  21. Jim Hancock 1 month ago

    Looks like my computer keyboard after I put it in the oven to dry it out.

  22. Bill Huber 1 month ago

    “It’s my rain gauge. I forgot to empty it last month!”

  23. Eben Kermit 1 month ago

    What do you call a melting paddle boat? A. a Wuzniak? B. a un-Umiak? C. a Zodiac killer? D. a Kayak ready for The Great Pacific Garbage Patch?

  24. D Peterson 4 weeks ago

    When preparing your kayak for storage, always use the blue pump to keep it ready for the next launching.

  25. David N Henry 3 weeks ago

    Is that one them right angle kayaks that can turn on a dime around a mark?

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