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Latitude 38 former-racing-editor-turned-roving-reporter Christine Weaver was walking the docks last week, when she spotted this interesting installation. “Salvador Dali’s kayak spotted in Monterey Harbor?” Chris mused.

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Bernie’s kayak manufacturing business failed spectacularly – due to a poor choice in cutting corners in the molding fabrication – with Silly Putty.
Limited edition Salvador Dali kayak for sale. Unsigned.
Longing for a return to the sea, she dipped her nose to catch a whiff of the briney.
Just testing the water. Brrr – still too cold!
Fritz, Mr. DIY, using UV-activated resins, did not read the entire instruction paper, and missed the bit about will using adequate support structures.
I’m thinking they were right about global warming.
Oops
Johnny was very excited about the launch of his new self-propelled submarine. Although he was having trouble finding a co-pilot and investors.
Hmmm… looks sorta’ familiar; I’ve had nights like that myself!
Kelly Kayak longed to be a Scuba Diver but missed the class on avoiding the bends.
Oh no I am melting?
That kayak needs painting with Viagra!
“I’ll stop the world and melt with you!”*
*Modern English 1982
Yellow kayak feeling blue.
Aha! This is what happens after 8″ of rain!
New Performance Handicap Racing Fleet rating: ZERO
How hot was it? It was sooo hot… well, look…
One little blue pill will sort that out.
That was the first, and last time Chad tried to deliver a hot pot of stew for DoorDash to an anchor-out.
Worst oil canning ever.
Looks like my computer keyboard after I put it in the oven to dry it out.
“It’s my rain gauge. I forgot to empty it last month!”
What do you call a melting paddle boat? A. a Wuzniak? B. a un-Umiak? C. a Zodiac killer? D. a Kayak ready for The Great Pacific Garbage Patch?
When preparing your kayak for storage, always use the blue pump to keep it ready for the next launching.
Is that one them right angle kayaks that can turn on a dime around a mark?