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  1. Arnstein Mustad 6 months ago

    The only thing more expensive than a cheap boat is a free boat.

    • Hi this is Mike Monico 6 months ago

      She loves scuba diving!

  2. Bob Wills 6 months ago

    My wife said I should clean the boat sometime, I think that’s what she said…

  3. Kerry Burke 6 months ago

    Grime happens

  4. Mike Veglia 6 months ago

    Race Ready

  5. peter metcalf 6 months ago

    I guess I’m an off-roader at heart.

  6. Sandy 6 months ago

    Hey! That’s my boat!

    (caption contest)

  7. Bob Martin 6 months ago

    But honey, I always look better after a mud facial!

  8. Kramer 6 months ago

    “Honey? You didn’t happen to dry the boat with my socks again, did you?”

  9. Bill Huber 6 months ago

    For sale: Diamond in the rough. Bottom scraped recently. Needs …everything!

  10. Robertta Edwards 6 months ago

    Mr. Clean missed this one.

  11. Kent Carter 6 months ago

    “Bob, call that guy who specializes in top jobs.”

  12. Richard 6 months ago

    You bring the Nehi, I got the mudpie 🙂

  13. David Hume 6 months ago

    Water World Two staring Kevin Costmore coming soon.

  14. Jere Visalli 6 months ago

    Mr Perfect got upset because I left the hatch open.

  15. Scott 6 months ago

    Some people go by texture instead of color.

  16. Brian Forster 6 months ago

    Captain Jack Sparrow’s race boat, the ‘Mud Hen’.

  17. Chris Rulla 6 months ago

    Custom wrap for shipping to upcoming J/24 Worlds in Seattle.

  18. Linda Newland 6 months ago

    For sale. $1. Just needs a little TLC.

  19. Richard Kosarchuk 6 months ago

    All there……just needs TLC

  20. Mark McNearney 6 months ago

    For Sale, One…maybe two owners, originally cast for the movie Goonies. All offers considered.

  21. Mark P LeVander 6 months ago

    I don’t know why my j-24 weighs in a little heavy at the class championship

  22. Ed Shea 6 months ago

    C’mon guys…. we are going with the Camo option !

  23. Jon Hafstrom 6 months ago

    My broker told me it just needs a little TLC, so let’s go look at it.

  24. Wally Geer 6 months ago

    “That regatta was a real shit storm!”

  25. Kelvin Meeks 6 months ago

    Sam never understood why every single life form chose to desecrate just his boat…but Poseiden’s curse followed him, everywhere.

  26. Dennis Bailey 6 months ago

    It’s a tough job keeping a boat Bristol when you circumnavigate solo.

  27. Mark Caplin 6 months ago

    When Bill saw the ad for a “boat spa” he figured that the vessel would get a wash and wax. He was wrong…

  28. Chris Boome 6 months ago

    Honey, have you seen my power washer somewhere, I haven’t been able find it for quite some time.

  29. Steve Allen 6 months ago

    That sail through boat wash needs work!

  30. D Peterson 6 months ago

    If boat and gear thefts are plaguing your marina, there is a new sure-fire solution. Simply spray on this anti-theft coating, and rest assured that your boat will be safe from thievery and malicious mischief.

  31. Frank Jesse 6 months ago

    Water was certainly more polluted than we expected!

  32. Scott Henry 6 months ago

    And the winner for the greenest boat is…

  33. Scott Henry 6 months ago

    Wait, you mean this isn’t what they mean by “sailing is a green sport?”

  34. sailingsvserenity 6 months ago

    When buying a boat became a crap shoot.

  35. RT 6 months ago

    Even Zombies need some R & R occasionally!

  36. John Yannotti 6 months ago

    My boat is as old as I am

  37. Bc 6 months ago

    That’s a lot of seagull shit.

  38. Kelvin Meeks 6 months ago

    As global warming ceased to be just a scary story told by scientists, it was the emergence of “boat spores” that finally convinced everyone that it was a real threat.

  39. MDChartrand 6 months ago

    …And to my ex-wife Loreena, I leave my beautiful sailboat, The Bottom Dragger II…

  40. Greg 6 months ago

    GULLED…

  41. Peter Detwiler 6 months ago

    But you asked for the special “camo” gel coat!

  42. Ron Harben 6 months ago

    The “new-to-sailing” crew barely muddled through their first sail.

  43. Bob Adams 6 months ago

    Hon, I couldn’t afford a boat, so I bought you this Chia Pet.

  44. H. BIGALL 6 months ago

    For Sale: Junk s24. Mooring transferable.

  45. James Hunt 6 months ago

    Back in ‘68, in ‘Nam we had to camo our J/24’s like that!

  46. ak 6 months ago

    We need to call the diver, it really needs a bottom cleaning.

  47. David Henry 6 months ago

    My way of keeping the sails and deck unaffected by UV light.

  48. Eben Kermit 6 months ago

    We just re-named the boat…”Flying Dutchman”!

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