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Caption Contest(!)

We wonder how long this sailor’s been hanging around waiting for this month’s Caption Contest(!)

Caption Contest_May 2023
Your caption here.
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Drop your caption into the comments below, and check out last month’s winners in the May issue of Latitude 38.



  1. Peteer Bellak 1 year ago

    Hey Herbie! Can I get you another beer?

  2. Roger Briggs 1 year ago

    Just getting ready to turtle the boat.

  3. Candy 1 year ago

    Practicing for Cirque du Vent.

  4. Robert Goldberg 1 year ago

    Tie (off) me kangaroo down, sport!

  5. Jeff Collier 1 year ago

    Now offering complete top to bottom rig inspection.

  6. brooks townes 1 year ago

    As soon as the blood runs out of my nose I can thin this varnish.

  7. Dustin Byron Wilton 1 year ago

    Wow! My deck is dirty!

  8. Jeff Deuel 1 year ago

    When advertising failed, the chandleries figured out other ways of separating boat owners from their cash.

  9. Tim McCormick 1 year ago

    Damn it! You hoisted the spinnaker upside down last weekend too!

  10. Cecile Schwedes 1 year ago

    This thing is rigged!

  11. Bill Huber 1 year ago

    Non-traditional double spreader rig…

  12. Bill Huber 1 year ago

    I believe it is a double cheek block…

  13. RT 1 year ago

    Look, Sarah. We’ve strung this guy out about as long as we can. I think he needs an answer NOW!

  14. Peter Bennett 1 year ago

    Just a little more, I can’t see the top of the mast.

  15. Bill Willcox 1 year ago

    That’s the last time I buy a used climbing harness from that guy Wile E. at Acme.

  16. Bill Willcox 1 year ago

    Leonardo, I’m not comfortable here.

  17. joe moore 1 year ago

    i know that mast light was here!

  18. Bud Kerner 1 year ago

    Cures seasickness every time.

  19. David N Henry 1 year ago

    This rope gymnastics is supposed really help me lose those unwanted pounds!

  20. Duckie 1 year ago

    Sometimes it’s just better to look at a problem from another angle!

  21. Dockskiff 1 year ago

    While I’m up here the L1s could use a turn up

  22. Ron Harben 1 year ago

    Just when I was getting the hang of these jet boots, they run out of fuel!

  23. Al Moran 1 year ago

    Bottoms Up!

  24. Sailorette 1 year ago

    This is the best way I’ve found to check the underside of the speaders.

  25. Chris Conklin 1 year ago

    Isn’t that the way you are suppose to come down the rig?

  26. milly Biller 1 year ago

    Vertical Dyslexia ?

  27. Mark Caplin 1 year ago

    Down on his luck, Spiderman regrets his choice to work in the rigging shop

  28. ED ANGLIN 1 year ago

    Got this, I don’t need no stink’n bosun chair training.

  29. James Cate 1 year ago

    Were it not for an awkward dismount, this athlete would have scored a 9+ on the high bar.

  30. Eben L Kermit 1 year ago

    He fly’s through the air with the greatest of ease…the daring young man on the flying trapeze!

  31. Dave Peterson 1 year ago

    Showing how it’s done using the inverted Bosun chair position, Journeyman rigger ties a reverse downhaul knot.

  32. Rob Falconer 1 year ago

    That Jolly Roger looks a bit too jolly …

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