Caption Contest(!)
Here’s an unusual picture for this month’s Caption Contest(!). Hopefully this hasn’t happened to you!
© 2022 Sean Svendsen
You can find last month’s Caption Contest(!) winners in the October issue of Latitude 38.
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S A R – search and rescue or some assembly required.
Oh Snap!
Damned kiters are coming up with something new every day!
Hey, carefully now! Don’t bend the Windex!!
Double spreader. Mast with furler need s
TLC ..
I know it is a bit Avant-garde, but it is to big for my wall.
Unlike his later efforts, such as Running Fence, Christo’s early works were devoted to Industrial Nihilism, a direction he abandoned after the Department of Public Sanitation repeatedly moved his public works to local landfill. Seen above, Pursuit Abandoned, 1966.
folding it to return to the manufacturer per their instructions.
Hold it right there! I can see the giants game … oh wait, you can drop it now.
I said Flake the main
The new Marina’s art installation had all the sailors visibly nervous
Nonsuch thing as a simple wishbone rig.
Hmmmm, I think it’s right…let me see the picture again.
Hitherto unheralded artist makes big splash in art world with tech sculpture that challenges Alexander Calder and Theo Jansen’s kinetic sculpture. The disruptive form looks accidental, but took years to create.
Best. SOS. Flag. Ever!
Hanging out the laundry…
“As soon as I get the kinks out of my new mast folding system, I’ll win the Around Alameda race for sure!”
“Shipping Channel?” “What Shipping Cannel”
Beyond wabi sabi
“The Art of Rigging”
Hoist!
Headstay looks amazing.. how do you get that much sag??
Newly found Calder piece, not selling for 400k
We didn’t win the kite flying contest
But you’re supposed to fold it after taking it out of the washing-machine
Ease the frackelater.
The new foldable rig system saves space in your garage
“I told you that bridge was too low”
There’s no reasoning with hurricane season
New!! From the folks who brought you the Fold-O-Boat comes the new Fold-O-Mast! No more pesky main sail flaking systems to bother with — just fold it and forget it! This model also comes with the unique articulating boomerang jib foiler. Just trim the jib horizontally, and forget it!
Nobel prize in quantum mechanics announced for chaos theory experiment. Winner credits rogue wave function.
“Pretty sure the chute is still flying from the range mark, and Latitude38 turned a photo of THAT into a caption contest!”
Let me guess. Mumm 30?
Isn’t there supposed to be a crab pot on the end of that hoist?
Jibe Ho!!!! Ooops!
Oh come on lads! I said let’s splice the mainbrace and have a shot of rum, not splice the main mast…