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  1. Kent Carter 3 years ago

    Whoa! I turn my back for just a couple of weeks and I’m not in the Marshall Islands anymore!

  2. Rosann Allenbaugh 3 years ago

    Comin’ in on a Wing and a Prayer

  3. Robert Goldberg 3 years ago

    I am attracted by your red beak!!!

  4. Mark Bettis 3 years ago

    Ever since the Cosco Busan incident the Port of San Fransisco has only hired pilots with extensive local knowledge!

  5. JOE MOORE 3 years ago

    this covid restriction really sucks!

  6. ken brinkley 3 years ago

    thanks for the lift !

  7. Newcomb Barger 3 years ago

    Those Maserati folks really know how to treat a Sea Lion!

  8. Noel Farmer 3 years ago

    Don’t worry I have my Radar Reflector installed on the back stay.

  9. Lu Abel 3 years ago

    I know, I know – but he keeps our crew costs down!

  10. Scott Henry 3 years ago

    They told me I’d be perfect as the figurehead for this boat, and that I should stand here. I think they are trying to get rid of me.

  11. Elan Caspi 3 years ago

    Raise the anchor already. I got no time to waste.

  12. Al Fricke 3 years ago

    Wonder why this part is red? Oh well, at least the anchor looks like it’s holding.

  13. Nathan Dalleska 3 years ago

    I hope they come around with drinks soon.

  14. Andrea Geisinger 3 years ago

    Dancing in the Spotlight

  15. Bill miller 3 years ago

    Does this bow make my ass look fat?

  16. Jeff Collier 3 years ago

    Mom … ?

  17. Tim McCormick 3 years ago

    Way over budget and not playing well in focus groups, “Ship Man and Seal Boy” was quickly cut from the Marvel movie pipeline.

  18. Brian Forster 3 years ago

    “Normally I’d worry about the five blasts…”

  19. Brian Forster 3 years ago

    “Do you know where Pier 39 is?”

  20. Laura Heron 3 years ago

    Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?

  21. Candy Morganson 3 years ago

    Ride, ride, ride…hitchin’ a ride!

  22. David Henry 3 years ago

    Going to shred the waves, dude!

  23. Dave Peterson 3 years ago

    Steel beach, seal beach.

  24. Bill Huber 3 years ago

    Sea Lion Cow Magnet.

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