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Caption Contest(!)

It’s Caption Contest(!) time, and here is your September challenge:

Caption Contest(!)
‘Your caption here’
© 2020 Brian Boschma

Thanks very much to Brian for the photo. Brian also gave us the background on this pic, but we’ll save that for when we announce the winner and top 10 comments in the October magazine

Good luck!


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    Laird Henkel 2 weeks ago

    “Okay honey, I think that’s more than 100 feet of defensible space now.”

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    Whitey Bluestein 2 weeks ago

    How to jumpstart the furnace on a houseboat.

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    Stephen Heineman 2 weeks ago

    Hey! Isn’t that our house?

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    Gary Green 2 weeks ago

    Moving day is such a pain….

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    Craig Alger 2 weeks ago

    It is time to get out of California?

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    Jeff Cook 2 weeks ago

    Whoa, it was solid ice when we started out.

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    Peter Bennett 2 weeks ago

    We wanted waterfront property

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    Don Grinberg 2 weeks ago

    Headed to Sausalito?

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    John 2 weeks ago

    When the listing states waterfront property, don’t settle.

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    Dave 2 weeks ago

    Um, honey, did you forget to turn off the sprinklers?

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    Andrea 2 weeks ago

    Going with the flow…

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    Greg Buechler 2 weeks ago

    House – Boat

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    Bill Chase 2 weeks ago

    Yes, I’ve heard of aft cabins….

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    William Huber 2 weeks ago

    For Sale: Waterfront (…and back and sides) Home with expansive bay views, sunken living room!

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    Charles Naslund 2 weeks ago

    You forgot to untie the dock line again…

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    Brad Kerstetter 2 weeks ago

    Bob cursed himself for never learning a proper cleat hitch!

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    Jaimie 2 weeks ago

    Were we not supposed to take ALL of our belongings during the evacuation?

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    Rodger Meads 1 week ago

    Those houseboats get larger every year!!

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    Trisha 1 week ago

    Honey I don’t think the sump pump is working!!

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    Mark LeVander 1 week ago

    This neighborhood gentrification idea has gone too far

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    Alice Cochran 1 week ago

    “Oh give me a home, where the. lobster boats roam…”

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    Mark Werder 1 week ago

    Really maxed out the dimensions of this new box design rule.

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    Kelvin D. Meeks 1 week ago

    How Mountain Men prepare for evacuation from forest fires. Billy Bob admitted, getting to the water was the tricky part.

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    Gary Warren 1 week ago

    Cutter rig or yawl?

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    Andy 1 week ago

    Dorothy’s twin sister’s house landed a bit further away…

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    Fred Hodgson 1 week ago

    She said, your house or mine

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    Bill Andrew 1 week ago

    After an unfortunate dismasting the Jones’s had to be towed in.

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    Tom 1 week ago

    Free house. Must relocate.

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    Mark Bettis 1 week ago

    I finally find a boat my wife likes, and it still has to get towed!

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    James 1 week ago

    Cardi B’s WAP strikes again

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    Tim Johnson 1 week ago

    A Tow Story House…

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    Dana 1 week ago

    Tender envy gone wrong

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    Peter Metcalf 1 week ago

    Oh, I guess we could wait another day to walk the dogs.

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    Peter Metcalf 1 week ago

    I had the most vivid dream last night.

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    Cecile Schwedes 1 week ago

    ‘Just movin’ over seas.

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    Cecile Schwedes 1 week ago

    Location, Location, Location!

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    Kathi Fournier 1 week ago

    What the new “Stay at Home“ order looks like.

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    Kristen S. 1 week ago

    Climate change IS real, damn it!!

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    Paul Dennis 1 week ago

    My home is where my heart is!

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    Rosann Allenbaugh 1 week ago

    I finally got fire insurance and then my flood insurance was cancelled!

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    Bill Willcox 1 week ago

    Who says houses are illiquid assets?

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    Garry Domnisse 1 week ago

    See you tonight, I wii be home for dinner

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    Jim Adams 1 week ago

    You cannot make it to second base if you don’t take your foot off of first…

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    Dan B. 1 week ago

    “You said climate change was a joke……now look at us !!!!”

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    Shelly B 1 week ago

    Where are we towing this to?

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    John Perreault 1 week ago

    Now that’s a high tide!

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    Greg Clausen 1 week ago

    Property tax? We don’t need no stinking property taxes

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    Gregory Ross 1 week ago

    Martha when you said this was a new ‘listing’ I now know what you meant.

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    Nikk White 1 week ago

    Nice dinghy

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    Karen Allanson 1 week ago

    I’ve heard boats referred to as “floating real estate,” but…

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    Jan Passion 1 week ago

    Well, there goes the neighborhood.

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    Rich Brazil 1 week ago

    Honey, if we take up boating, what will we do with the house?

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    Kent Carter 1 week ago

    “Sittin’ in a house on the Bay…”

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    Gina Stenberg 1 week ago

    Can’t leave home without it!

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    Daniel Casey 7 days ago

    Damn, I should have hired a better divorce attorney!

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    Don Cavers 7 days ago

    Just physical distancing from the neighbors.

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