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  1. David Ross 4 years ago

    Did you replace the cap on the jar of honey?

  2. Jeff Berman 4 years ago

    HOLY SHIT BATMAN! OUR BARNACLE CAVE HAS BEEN EXPOSED! WHAM BAM!

  3. Brooks Magruder 4 years ago

    “I assumed, ‘ready about’ was a not question.”

  4. Rosann Allenbaugh 4 years ago

    At least the beach isn’t crowded.

  5. Rich Brazil 4 years ago

    Don’t look at me, its your boat!

  6. Richard Jepsen 4 years ago

    Well, Doc, I really feel like I’m careening into a deep abyss and I’m not sure how to get out.

  7. Mike Sowers 4 years ago

    Lake sailing during a drought sucks.

  8. Brian Richards 4 years ago

    Hike harder or we’ll never get the port side painted.

  9. Scott Goodrich 4 years ago

    “No matter how much weight we put on the rail, this thing never seems to flatten out”

  10. Jim Tull 4 years ago

    Cheeks on the rail!

  11. steve shepard 4 years ago

    Me? You said you were bringing the bottom paint!

  12. Stephen Lewis 4 years ago

    I’m really glad we got the lee boards installed last week.

  13. Joseph L Perez 4 years ago

    I wonder if instead of both of us hiking out, one of us should have been at the helm?

  14. Bob C. 4 years ago

    Are you sure the dealer said “beach launchable”?

  15. Andrew Rosen 4 years ago

    Riding the rail with maximum heel.

  16. Linda Breslauer 4 years ago

    so, Dad, what are you doing this weekend?

  17. John McNeill 4 years ago

    May as well scrub the bottom while we’re waiting for the tide.

  18. Newcomb 4 years ago

    I guess this isn’t the best way to check the keel bolts

  19. Candy 4 years ago

    Since we apparently misread the tide table I suppose while we’re here we could paint the bottom…

  20. Scott Henry 4 years ago

    I don’t think this is what they meant by “hiking out”.

  21. Candce Thersby 4 years ago

    Why aren’t they social distancing?

  22. Gary Ryan 4 years ago

    I told you we should have bought a catamaran!

  23. Candace Thersby 4 years ago

    If I win the photo contest, could you at least spell my name right? It’s obviously more than I can do. It’s spelled Candace, not Candce

    • Rosann Allenbaugh 4 years ago

      Sorry, we thought you were in witness protection and took the “a” out of your name to hide your true identity! An honest mistake.

  24. Tim Sullivan 4 years ago

    I said rum and Coke on the rocks not run the boat on the rocks.

  25. Candace Thersby 4 years ago

    What’s wrong with this picture?

  26. Bill Andrew 4 years ago

    I thought you checked the tide tables!

  27. Tom Carr 4 years ago

    I think we need MORE meat on the rail.

  28. Phileta Riley 4 years ago

    “What’s for dinner, Hun?”

  29. Goose Gossman 4 years ago

    Pizza guy is late again

  30. Mark Blum 4 years ago

    I told you we needed to hike out farther.

  31. Simon James 4 years ago

    “Honey – remember that movie ‘Sideways’ we watched last week?”

  32. Lu Abel 4 years ago

    Okay, so I miscalculated how low the tide will go… just be patient and it will come back in!

  33. Sean Svendsen 4 years ago

    “I thought we were worried about sea level rise”

  34. Bill Huber 4 years ago

    There’s another way to change the masthead tricolor, besides, the tender is tied to port!

  35. Kent Carter 4 years ago

    “Well, Bob, I guess we finally figured out the difference between ebbing and flooding.”

  36. Larry Moraes 4 years ago

    Lunch on the beach

  37. John S Wimer 4 years ago

    You wanna flip around and get on the keel when the water comes in or shall I?

  38. Jerry Shell 4 years ago

    Push the button, pull the chain-Away goes the water down the drain!

  39. Daniel Orlando 4 years ago

    George, is this what you call a knock down?

  40. Steve Bondelid 4 years ago

    Rising Sea Level? PHOOEY !!

  41. Charles N. Erskine 4 years ago

    So, who’s going to scrub he bottom this time? I did it last time!

  42. James Mosier 4 years ago

    I thought you said turn right?

  43. Mark LeVander 4 years ago

    Is this what happens when you don’t account for daylight savings time on the tide tables?

  44. Phil Cardan 4 years ago

    I don’t want to sound like a Karen here, but I really need to speak to the Captain!

  45. David Henry 4 years ago

    Do you think the Skipper and Gilligan will be back soon?

  46. Edward 4 years ago

    I said ..
    Ease the sheet..

    Who was on look out ?
    Where did all the water go ?

    We need more Rail Meat..

  47. Liz Coryell 4 years ago

    Reflecting on the current sailing standstill….

  48. Michael Grant 4 years ago

    I thought you said Rail Meat, not Dead Meat.

  49. Tim McCormick 4 years ago

    I guess we didn’t need as much rode as we thought last night.

  50. Mike 4 years ago

    we need more rail meat!

  51. RAY G VAN DIEST 4 years ago

    Hiking out’s not gonna to bring ‘er upright, Roscoe!

  52. Chuck Hawley 4 years ago

    Hiking out doesn’t seem to help, either…

  53. joe moore 4 years ago

    ” I thought YOU brought the bottom paint?!!”

  54. Sean Casey 4 years ago

    “It’s okay. The first day of Basic Keelboat is the hardest.”

  55. Bill Nork 4 years ago

    “MMMM … Maybe we shoulda chartered the shoal draft model?”

  56. Phil Kinnison 4 years ago

    Think we should tack now

  57. Zachary Grover 4 years ago

    Drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry.

  58. Bernard Portet 4 years ago

    Just be patient! Next tide will set you free!

  59. Don Cavers 4 years ago

    A quiet day at the bar.

  60. Mark Wheeles 4 years ago

    I meant to say the tide was going out.

  61. Dan Brenny 4 years ago

    Now what you dumb a_s!! Call State Farm

  62. Ashley Knox Patton 4 years ago

    We was sitting wishin’ waiting’…

  63. Victor 4 years ago

    I thought you put down the kick stand

  64. Dan Larson 4 years ago

    So, What do we tell your dad this time?

  65. Andy Shelest 4 years ago

    I told you we needed more rail birds !

  66. Shelly 4 years ago

    This social distancing program is killing sailing. We NEEDED more rail meat, but since we’re here please pass the Grey Poupon!

  67. PATRICK McCLELLAN 4 years ago

    “Number 5. Cats just never have that wonderful feeling of healing that you get in a monohull.”

  68. Kenneth Stehr 4 years ago

    Damn, I wish we had pumped out the holding tank when we had the chance!

  69. Dave Peterson 4 years ago

    Hey, did you notice how the mast kept us from flipping upside down? Glad we’re not a powerboat.

  70. Ernie 4 years ago

    It looked good last night

  71. BIll Sheehan 4 years ago

    And I didn’t spill a drop!

  72. Michael Crews 4 years ago

    I thought you said this was a red-right-returning harbor?!

  73. Chris Conklin 4 years ago

    John and eric took a quiet lunch while waiting for the ice box to drain out.

  74. Jere N Visalli 4 years ago

    Look at the brightside, starboard tack has the right of way

  75. Morris Silverman 4 years ago

    I told you I’ve discovered a way to scrape the bottom without getting wet!

  76. Brian Forster 4 years ago

    I know it’s expensive, but NOW can we get a slip in Sausalito?!

  77. Don Johnson 4 years ago

    “Who pulled the plug?”

  78. Steve Berl 4 years ago

    Anyone remember where we stashed that tide book?

  79. Steve Berl 4 years ago

    Ooops. This tide book is from 2004.

  80. Ben Shaw 4 years ago

    “Almost… hike out just a little more Joe!”

  81. Stephen J Burns 4 years ago

    WE seem slower on this tack.

  82. Robert M. DaPrato 4 years ago

    I wonder if this is covered under my US boat policy?

  83. Nicolas Vanhove 4 years ago

    Waiting for Godot

  84. Allan Champion 4 years ago

    It says here, “Stand on the centerboard while holding the jib sheet and lean back”

  85. MARGARET H MERCADO 4 years ago

    “ALL ABOARD”

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