Caption Contest(!)

Here’s your September Caption Contest(!). Please be sure to check the October issue’s Loose Lips for the winner. Good luck!

Your caption here.
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    Bill 9 months ago

    Rex jettisoned his lift off module, only to find out he couldn’t really fly.

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    jeff deuel 9 months ago

    Howdy Doody: I need a new hobby.
    Buffalo Bob: How about kiteboarding?
    Howdy Doody: Awesome! That can’t be too hard.

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    Rosann Allenbaugh 9 months ago

    Beam ME up Scotty not the board!

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    Steve Hodges 9 months ago

    Just a splash… bottoms up!

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    GARY GREEN 9 months ago

    Space X aborts its economy launch program after its astronaut misread the instructions….

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    Jeff Phillips 9 months ago

    Legs are similar shape, should foil just fine…

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    Tim Sullivan 9 months ago

    OK you go this way and I’ll go that way.


    I said port tack!

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    Dick Dastardly 9 months ago

    Curses! Foiled again!!

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    Dan Brenny 9 months ago

    Houston, we have got a problem

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    Brian Richards 9 months ago

    You know it’s really so windy here on the bay that you really don’t need a board

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    Bill Nork 9 months ago

    Faceplant 101: Inhale deeply, tighten all orifaces!

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    Stan 9 months ago

    Soon it was discovered if you attached your feet directly to the foil it would fly above the water.

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    Shelly 9 months ago


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    Kent Carter 9 months ago

    Believe it or not, I’m walking on air…

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    Jim Conger 9 months ago

    Step 2: Ascend vertically and insert feet into the top brackets of the Kite Drone.

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    Christopher k 9 months ago

    More non-skid next weekend, Damn it!

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    Tom V 9 months ago

    “This is scaring the blue p*ss out of me…HELP!”

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    Bill Huber 9 months ago

    Airborne Garage Sail!

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    Mike Winter 9 months ago

    “Always remember the first rule of kite foiling, you are always first and foremost, flying a kite!”, said the instructor in my earpiece, as I apexed, sans foilboard!

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    John Humphrey 9 months ago

    We have separation!

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    Paul Brogger 9 months ago

    “Then I tried to ‘hang ten’ and . . . “

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    Nate Reinig 9 months ago

    CURSES! Foiled Again!

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