Caption Contest(!)

Here’s your August Caption Contest(!)

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We have changed our Caption Contest(!) winning swag from a Latitude T-shirt to a hat. Be sure to check the September issue’s Loose Lips for the winner.


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    bruce adornato 12 months ago

    we’re looking for a long boatramp

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    Rosann Allenbaugh 12 months ago

    Jeff Foxworthy’s new Solar Powered car. Eat your heart out Tesla owners!

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    Joe Perez 12 months ago


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      James Cate 12 months ago

      Hey! Did you feel a bump? I think we’re aground.

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    Joe Perez 12 months ago

    Can’t do this with a monohull

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    Jeff Deuel 12 months ago

    I’m tellin’ ya babe-as soon as we hit YouTube, the Patreon dollars are going to start ROLLING in!!!

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    Candy 12 months ago

    Honey, I think there might be a problem backing down the boat ramp far enough to float the boat…

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    Steve 12 months ago

    “We’ll use the car as ballast and the keel…”

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    David Miller 12 months ago

    Can we keep it? Honest it just followed me home.

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    Kelvin D. Meeks 12 months ago

    “Gives a whole new meaning to that phrase: ‘Nothing goes to windward like a…'”

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    Jim Tull 12 months ago

    I told you there is no way I’m taking any damn road trip without my Miss Cindy!

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    David Hume 12 months ago

    “I like the flexibility of a motorsailer”

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    Bill Huber 12 months ago

    Red Green and his Amphibious Car, headed for the Sea Trial.

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    Jeff Jorgensen 12 months ago

    Just finished building, looking for water to follow that dream…

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    Mark W 12 months ago

    Clark, I don’t think we’re supposed to take the Wallyworld boats with us.

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    Sheila Mckinnon 12 months ago

    Hey kids!
    Honey ………

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    Byron Jacobs 12 months ago

    This scientifically engineered spoiler is guaranteed to keep all four wheels firmly on the ground…

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    Philip Nicholls 12 months ago

    Its an easy launch honey. One of us on each side to lift it off and drop it in the water.

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    Brian Richards 12 months ago

    Getting it on top was the hard part. Getting it down will be easy since we just put new brakes on the Vista Cruiser.

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    Lee 12 months ago

    Got room for one more?

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    Larry snow 12 months ago

    65 mph barnacle. Who knew?

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    Crazy Horse 12 months ago

    We were just driving through Nevada when we saw this sign that said Area 51—

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    Shelly 12 months ago

    Dontcha just LUV these new ultra-light catamarans. No trailer required!

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    Jerry Shell 12 months ago

    Honey, I KNOW the apparent wind moves forward, but it’s STILL too much windage going over the Bay Bridges!

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    Karen 12 months ago

    Deploying landing gear for our approach to the airstrip.

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    Rachel A Porter 12 months ago

    Driving Miss Cindy

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    Patrick Saunders 12 months ago

    We’ve upgraded our “Sailing on the hard” technique.

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    Dave Peterson 12 months ago

    Early attempt at hybrid car technology.

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    Scott Traber 12 months ago

    You can’t Miss Cindy

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    Luther Abel 12 months ago

    Early attempt at a foiling catamaran??

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    Dennis Bailey 12 months ago

    Quick! Hard right and lock’em up. Let’s see how she flies.

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    Mike Collins 12 months ago

    Honey, next time lets just rent a camper or now that’s VMG…….. Lived in the bay area for 12 years, do miss it at times. We had three boats there, a Pearson Triton,Cal 34 and a Cal 39. Used to crew on the old Bear boats.

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    J Myers 12 months ago

    “Honey, was that a cop back there….??”

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    Scott Henry 12 months ago

    Hey Honey, what’s our air draft? Bridge coming up.

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    JEFFREY MORAN 9 months ago

    “WALKING – THE – PLANK” at 70 m.p.h. is REAL TORTURE!!!

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