Teapot Tony to Join the Swinging Sixties

Ronnie ‘Tea Lady’ of Banderas Bay is putting out a call to all friends and clients, old and new, to send her husband, Teapot Tony, a happy birthday, by email or otherwise, by June 26.

"The ‘diesel guru’ is going to be a sprightly 60 years young," she writes, "and fully intends squeezing himself into your mega small engine spaces for some time to come. So I’m hoping for 60 emails to commemorate the occasion. If you’re in Banderas Bay, come along to the birthday bash that night at Philo’s — whose birthday it also is, but he is ageless — in La Cruz. Live music and lots of stupidity guaranteed!"

We normally don’t do birthday announcements, of course, but we’ve made an exception for Ronnie, who has done so much great work for the sailing support charities on Banderas Bay, such as the Pirates for Pupils Spinnaker Run for Charity.