Caption Contest Winners

Obviously, this boat (or what’s left of it) has seen better days. We recently invited you, the faithful Lectronic Latitude readers, to help explain how the boat’s bow-end found its way onto the curbside of a street. After receiving over 80 responses, we thought we’d share some of our favorites with you.

First, the runners’ up:

“Mexico makes headlines by expanding curbside recycling service to include fiberglass products.” – Peter Schoen

“Fractional Yacht Ownership” (at a price even Al Bundy could afford) – Mik Zint

"Every time he took the boat to the liquor store, something bad happened…" – Tom Hamilton

"When I said, ‘Take her stern,’ I had something else in mind." – Jeff Cook

"Dang, you can’t leave anything parked overnight in this neighborhood…" – Hans Zarbock

"’Just a little closer to shore before we tack,’ he says…" – Michael Moradzadeh

"Rule #1: Never tack in front of an 18-wheeler." - Tony Zavilenski