Caption Contest(!)
Full disclosure: We were scrambling for a photo to run for this month’s Caption Contest(!) and Googled, “sailboats made out of ridiculous things.”
No disrespect at all intended to this “custom-built ‘Gorfnic Mini Camper” with an Opti rig that we found. We think it’s a pretty cool boat, actually. We just thought it might inspire some good captions, too.
Ready, set … Caption(!)
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Let me explain it – “Gorfnic” spelled backwards is “Cinfrog”.
Is this still available?
Old Henry, fed up, is off to sail to the South Pacific
(In the style of a comic book advert): “Cruise Mexico in your mini-Profligate catamaran! It’s 100% cruise ready and seaworthy – have ALL THE FUN in Mexico like the real Profligate for only $9.99!” (Warning: This is NOT the real Profligate. Do not take out on the open sea. Always stay within 100 feet of shore and always wear a lifejacket.)
Isn’t that the ice cream man in the marina?
Last 2026 Pacific Cup Boat Crosses Start Line!
Points like a mortar box, fenders and all.