Caption Contest(!)
Full disclosure: We were scrambling for a photo to run for this month’s Caption Contest(!) and Googled, “sailboats made out of ridiculous things.”
No disrespect at all intended to this “custom-built ‘Gorfnic Mini Camper” with an Opti rig that we found. We think it’s a pretty cool boat, actually. We just thought it might inspire some good captions, too.
Ready, set … Caption(!)
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Let me explain it – “Gorfnic” spelled backwards is “Cinfrog”.
Is this still available?
Old Henry, fed up, is off to sail to the South Pacific
(In the style of a comic book advert): “Cruise Mexico in your mini-Profligate catamaran! It’s 100% cruise ready and seaworthy – have ALL THE FUN in Mexico like the real Profligate for only $9.99!” (Warning: This is NOT the real Profligate. Do not take out on the open sea. Always stay within 100 feet of shore and always wear a lifejacket.)
Isn’t that the ice cream man in the marina?
Last 2026 Pacific Cup Boat Crosses Start Line!
Points like a mortar box, fenders and all.
The scow schooner “ALMA” had a baby!
Technically just an 8’ pram, but Wilbur had big plans, now that the divorce papers had been served.
New miniaturization device allows you to take a full size sailboat with you in a suitcase!
“John, the plans, were they metric, millimeters or feet and inches?”
Nicholas shows off the latest model from the Covfefe boat building company, the Gorfnic. Which includes an original “steeringboard,” and stands for “Go-for-it-Nick!”
Funny, it looked bigger in the Temu ad.
“My therapist says it’s a yacht if I think it is a yacht”
Captain jack struggled with the IKEA “build-it-yourself” sailboat kit, He was pleased with the finished product when all was said and done!
Guaranteed to hit you upside your head!
Does she have a head? Of course she has a head! She can head north, east, south, west, and everywhere in between.
Gulliver found the Lilliputian luxury yacht’s quarters a little cramped but it was sailable to Blefuscu!
The designer of Spinal Tap’s Stonehenge went on to become a naval architect. This is his second design…the prototype was just too small.