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Caption Contest(!)

We’re starting off the year right, with our January Caption Contest(!). Thanks to Chris Boome for sending us this month’s photo, taken by Stephanie Van Alstyne. We’ll fill you in on the details of this photo later …

sail stuck in ground
Your caption here.
© 2024 Stephanie Van Alstyne

You can find December’s Caption Contest(!) winner and top ten in January’s Loose Lips.

Sailing

35 Comments

  1. David R 9 months ago

    We should be fine once the wind fills in…

  2. David R 9 months ago

    …and the naysayers said the mast sapling wouldn’t live long and prosper…

  3. Eugene Ferris 9 months ago

    WalkWay for SAIL

  4. Kent Carter 9 months ago

    Slowest land sailing speed record has been set!

  5. Elissa Hall 9 months ago

    Here lies Laser 191567
    It has crossed it final finish line
    2007 – 2024

  6. Bill Andrew 9 months ago

    Somebody needs to live closer to water…

  7. Nancy Samovar 9 months ago

    Move your grass to the high side.

  8. Zachary Smith 9 months ago

    Land ahoy!

  9. Sandra Swanson 9 months ago

    Caption: Any port in a storm.

  10. Ants Uiga 9 months ago

    The tree has right of way – tack now!

  11. Scott Henry 9 months ago

    That sail and rig is in remarkably good shape considering that a suburb seems to have grown up around the sunken hull.

  12. Mike Sowers 9 months ago

    After selling his power boat, Larry fully embraced green sailing.

  13. Linda Newland 9 months ago

    Growing your own boat, sail included.

  14. paul clausen 9 months ago

    Amazing! One Australia re-appears in my front yard after sinking in 1995!

  15. Roy Wilson 9 months ago

    PVC mast. Sail. Yep. We’re good. Bring on the rain.

  16. Ron Harben 9 months ago

    Beta testing for a wind powered lawnmower.

  17. Dana McClish 9 months ago

    Yard Sail

  18. Dale E Land 9 months ago

    Once the boom is fastened to the mast and the standing rigging is secured and tensioned with the next storm we’re outta here!

  19. Karen Harris 9 months ago

    Knowing the wind always catches the main, Brian was sure the leaves 🍂 would blow the same way, saving him the task of raking!

  20. Paul Hedberg 9 months ago

    Kilroy was here

  21. Bill Willcox 9 months ago

    Disgusted with high slip fees, Paul B. carried this item inland until nobody he met knew what it was. He then planted it in the ground and knew he had found his new home

  22. Mark LeVander 9 months ago

    Kilroy was here, but left with the hull.

  23. Kelvin Meeks 9 months ago

    Divorce Sale. Wife got the other half.

  24. David Hume 9 months ago

    The US Turfsurfing team in training for the Olympics. (Kilroy was here but seems to have left)

  25. Kimball Livingston 9 months ago

    And then it just kept silting in …

  26. Bob Johnston 9 months ago

    Deep down, an ILCA dinghy is just like a Laser.

  27. Stuart Carlisle 9 months ago

    Now, that’s what I call a land yacht!

  28. Goose Gossman 9 months ago

    “Gophering” in the vast tunnel network under the seagrass will catch on once the “”foiling” fad becomes passe’

  29. Sailorette 9 months ago

    We’re just waiting for a strong enough wind to move the house to become a waterfront property

  30. Keith Kreycik 9 months ago

    Drill enough holes and you can get it to sink anywhere.

  31. Eben Kermit 9 months ago

    Successful sailing requires a laser focus. Garage sailing does not.

  32. Eric James Pederson 9 months ago

    Leaping halyards! I can’t believe my crew’s incompetence – I told them to put up a foresail sign.

  33. Dafna Brown 9 months ago

    Doesn’t everyone set up their sails to dry in the front yard after rinsing them?

  34. Dave P 9 months ago

    When this rig is attached to the lawnmower my yard will be the “greenest” one in the neighborhood.

  35. mark eastham 9 months ago

    Bro…It was just not my day…Swear to God….I was sailing so slow and sh.ty that some FREAKIN GRASS grew up around me !

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