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Caption Contest(!)

Here’s your December Caption Contest(!).

Your caption here.
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You can enter your entry below, or email us here. Good luck!


  1. Jeff Deuel 4 years ago

    1. I tried to approach my wife about buying a boat, but she wanted to table the conversation for now…
    2. I talked to a woodworker about the rough tabletop. He suggested I plane it smooth.

  2. Pat Broderick 4 years ago

    First there was Uber, then there was Lyft, now there’s Tabla

  3. Phileta Riley 4 years ago

    A watery study of legs, straight and bent.

  4. Rosann Allenbaugh 4 years ago

    Dinner for 8 at your service sans the white gloves

  5. Phil Kinnison 4 years ago

    LEG UP

  6. Marc Cohen 4 years ago

    I’m just going to table that boat project for now.

  7. Tom V 4 years ago

    “I wonder if I followed those IKEA instructions properly…something doesn’t seem quite right!”

  8. Lisa Miller 4 years ago

    “Let’s table the idea for now and move on”

  9. Eric Reid 4 years ago

    Who’d a thought they’d sanction tables?

  10. Jorge Morales 4 years ago

    Given enough power, even a brick can fly… or a table 🙂

  11. Max 4 years ago

    Whatever floats your boat…personally I prefer sailing.
    Topsy turvy way to navigate the bay, eh?
    You said to wash up after dinner!

  12. Bill Nork 4 years ago

    Dinghy For Sale: 11ft. Hard bottom, planes easily, beautiful hardwood trim. Removeable four corner Bimini.

  13. Dan 4 years ago

    “I think Billy”s gone mad, he said he has an outboard, just needs our dining room table and he’s going to America”

  14. Boonie 4 years ago

    If it floats it is a boat.

  15. Rob 4 years ago

    Jim was informed that company policy required him to be at his desk during business hours.

  16. David B Schurr 4 years ago

    Best (do it yourself) Cockpit table design

  17. MARK WELCH 4 years ago

    The tables have turned on the theory that a high prismatic coefficient is slow.

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