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Caption Contest(!)

Welcome to our last Caption Contest(!) for 2022! Although you’ll have to wait until the new year to see the winning captions.

Thanks to Martha Blanchfield for sending us this photo taken by Mays Dickey at the J/24 North Americans in Annapolis last October.

Caption Contest Dec. 2022
Your caption here.
© 2022 Mays Dickey

You can find November’s winning and next top-10 comments in December’s Loose Lips.


  1. Jere Visalli 10 months ago

    Bubba’s in the Bow

  2. David R 10 months ago

    You were right dear, the outboard didn’t have any gas in it after all!

  3. Bob Adams 10 months ago

    Well Ollie, you certainly stuck the landing this time!

  4. Bill Huber 10 months ago

    Lower the hoist. Let’s try this again. I don’t think we should be lifting it by the traveller.

  5. David Shannon 10 months ago

    “I’m creating a work of art called, ‘Whale Breaching’. It’s in its early stages.”

    “Sir, I going to need you to blow into this breathalyzer.”

  6. paul schupbach 10 months ago

    Your left !
    No, your left !

  7. Craig Perez 10 months ago

    Remember, we went over this! The rabbit comes out of the hole, jumps around the tree…

  8. Art Ewart 10 months ago

    This thing’s not all that heavy.

  9. Mark Caplin 10 months ago

    The new wind powered submarine is not performing up to expectations

  10. Stephen Crane 10 months ago

    All the full beers shifted to the bow.

  11. Andy Graham 10 months ago

    SEE !!??? I TOLD YOU IT WAS A “BOY”!!

  12. Marco Vailetti 10 months ago

    Dive, Dive…. this is now a submarine.

  13. Wolfman 10 months ago

    I said bowline damn it!! Not bow line….

  14. Robert Ward 10 months ago

    Who forgot to raise the anchor?

  15. Roger W Briggs 10 months ago

    Don’t pull on her nose. She’ll straighten out when she’s finished getting a drink.

  16. Peter Bellak 10 months ago

    Good enough. Tie’er up and let’s get a beer.

  17. Jeffrey R Berman 10 months ago

    Global warming tipping point scale

  18. Bustedgristle 10 months ago

    I thought you said this was a symmetrical boat

  19. David Cohan 10 months ago

    “Let me just dip my nose in to see how cold the water is!”

  20. Colin McBride 10 months ago

    Not what the racing coach meant by “keep the bow down.”

  21. Lido Sailor 10 months ago

    I told you bow down wouldn’t be fast.

  22. Kelvin D. Meeks 10 months ago

    “Uh. Bill., Say…could you come back over here to the stern for a minute? We really need ya buddy.”

  23. Greg 10 months ago

    Move that fender forward a tad please

  24. Jon Hafstrom 10 months ago

    I guess we did come in a little too hot!

  25. Tim McCormick 10 months ago

    I told you the bowman was gaining weight!

  26. Jim Deverel 10 months ago

    Ok next time we all lift at the same time…

  27. Scott Henry 10 months ago

    I’m not going into that water until I test it first!

  28. Tilo Stahl 10 months ago

    No, the drain hole is at the back!

  29. Cap Keith 10 months ago

    “Good, keep the pointy end down”

  30. Sailorette 10 months ago

    Why haul ‘er out when we can work on her here?

  31. Steve Berl 10 months ago

    Maybe we should move the anchor back closer to the mast?

  32. Joey 10 months ago

    Read the instruction manual? Oh, no! Not you! You don’t need no stinking instruction manual!!!!!

  33. Pat McIntosh 10 months ago

    If we make it fit we’ll save money on this slip.

  34. Rob Falconer 10 months ago

    After millions spent raising it from the ocean depths, the salvage experts found it wasn’t the Titanic after all.

  35. Ken Brinkley 10 months ago

    Nothing to see hear ,just scrubbing the bottom !

  36. Keith Kreycik 10 months ago

    Insert Tab A into Slot B

  37. Paul Brogger 10 months ago

    There! See? You scammers didn’t paint beneath the boat stands!

  38. Bill Willcox 9 months ago

    Ernst is reconsidering the marketing plan for his dipping birds scale-up project.

  39. Chris Silcox 9 months ago

    Huh, I knew that strap was for something.

  40. Vince Casalaina 9 months ago

    When I said I wanted us to sail bow down, I didn’t mean BOW DOWN!

  41. Brian Boschma 9 months ago

    You should have ordered the scow bow.

  42. Dave Peterson 9 months ago

    Not the usual side tie, nor the end tie, introducing the new bow tie; perfect for use at the marina that charges by the waterline foot.

  43. Eben Kermit 9 months ago

    Up a bit more… a bit more… a bit more… Aw shucks too much!!!

  44. David N Henry 9 months ago

    It’s not quite lined up with the torpedo loading hatch.

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