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Caption Contest(!)

It’s Caption Contest(!) time! This month we have an interesting, and somewhat scary, photo for you to dwell on.

November Caption Contest (!)
Your caption here.
© 2020 Daisy Lombardi/Facebook

Your caption here. Thanks to Daisy Lombardi for posting the photo on Facebook.

Don’t forget to check out our November issue for last month’s Caption Contest(!) winner and Top Ten.


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    John C Dukat 3 months ago

    “What we have here is a failure to deweedicate”

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    Frank Jesse 3 months ago

    Beards are now stylish!

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    Phileta Riley 3 months ago

    Ho, ho, ho!!!

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    Mike 3 months ago

    Movable Ballist.

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    Chris Boome 3 months ago

    FOR SALE: Little used boat, very low engine hours and qualifies for Federal Farm Tax Deduction

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    Terry Jackson 3 months ago

    Have some with your Sushi

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    dennis 3 months ago


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    Rosann Allenbaugh 3 months ago

    I woke up this morning with the sundown shining in
    I found my mind in a brown paper bag within
    I tripped on a cloud and fell-a eight miles high
    I tore my mind on a jagged sky
    I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in
    Yeah, yeah, oh-yeah, what condition my condition was in

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    Bruce Munro 3 months ago

    The penultimate of procrastination .

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    Andrea 3 months ago

    “Shelter-In-Place, I let my beard grow”

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    Ros 3 months ago

    It’s like when you hop on a Zoom call, and it’s clear your mate hasn’t cut his hair since the start of the pandemic…

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    Kent Carter 3 months ago

    That kelp bed has some really bad sailboat growth on it.

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    Brian Richards 3 months ago

    Do you see my bottom diver in there anywhere?

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    Brian Richards 3 months ago

    You need a fishing license to haul that boat.

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    Stephen Crane 3 months ago

    We just love what saltwater does to our boats.

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    Mark McNearney 3 months ago

    Well, it is Movember!

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    Rich Brazil 3 months ago

    Hey! The new beard looks great!

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    Scott Henry 3 months ago

    That is some farm-fresh sea-steading!

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    Robert Sherry 3 months ago

    Rare photo of a sailboat tree in full bloom

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    Kelvin D. Meeks 3 months ago

    Two words: Boat Beard

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    Scott Henry 3 months ago

    Further proof that you can take the boat out of the sea, but you can’t take the sea out of (off of?) the boat.

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    Vince Casalaina 3 months ago

    sushi anyone?

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    Ron Harben 3 months ago

    “I’m sorry,” said the Yardmaster, “The EPA says you need an Environmental Impact Report before we can do a bottom job on your boat.”

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    Victor 3 months ago

    Who needs an anchor?

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    Don Cavers 3 months ago

    “Cockles and mussels alive alive oh”

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    Ingrid 3 months ago

    Dinner is served … al fresco.

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    William Huber 3 months ago

    For Sale: 27′ Plastic Classic.Functional sail cover, (greyish) white sails. Slightly bent pulpit, some dings, and deferred maintenance. A real diamond-in-the-rough! Recent Haul out!
    Name your price!

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    Ken Brinkley 3 months ago

    Maybe now I can get a better handicap and racing

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    Riley Muse 3 months ago

    Pandemic beard

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    Tom W 3 months ago


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    TomW 3 months ago

    Obviously it’s a French boat.

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    Bob Mirabal 3 months ago

    Aqua farming is alive and well

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    milly Biller 3 months ago

    What’s for dinner ?

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    August van Driel 3 months ago

    Not a bad bad beard for a boat!

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    Dan Brenny 3 months ago

    Honey, I think the interior wall paint for our daughters bedroom did not work well on the bottom of our boat.

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    Dave Peterson 3 months ago

    Heard of Muscle Beach, now we have Muscle Boat.

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      Dave Peterson 3 months ago

      Heard of Muscle Beach, now there’s a Mussel Boat.

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    Bob Martin 3 months ago

    Look ma! It’s a bearded lady!

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    Jeff Phillips 3 months ago


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    Brian Forster 3 months ago

    It was right about then when the yard found out the true capacity of its lifting straps.

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    Bill T. 3 months ago

    Race much?

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    Richard 3 months ago

    Ohh! You smashed my garden!

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    Gil de Bernabe 3 months ago

    Going viral…

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    Michael 3 months ago

    Replacing zincs is a tedious chore Max Ebb grumbled as Lee Helm rode by on her Briggs and Stratton.

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    Mark Blum 3 months ago

    A bearded face
    is nice
    to touch
    but on a boat
    it’s way too much

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    Bill Schaumburg 3 months ago

    That shouldn’t slow us down much.

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    Augie Phillips 3 months ago

    Sustainability harvested, locally sourced

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    Jim Dinger 2 months ago

    When this Covid19 thing is over, I’m going to have my beard trimmed

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    Pat McCormick 2 months ago

    I should have been suspicious when the bottom cleaner asked me how long my arm was!

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    William Huber 2 months ago

    Living proof that antifouling paint has its limits!

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    Bill Willcox 2 months ago

    Am I still on time for the ZZ Top audition?

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    David Wilson 2 months ago

    Understatement: Not all growth is good.

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