Caption Contest(!) — The First for 2023!
Welcome to 2023’s first Caption Contest(!). We hope this brings some sunshine to our region’s wet, cloudy days.
This felt like an appropriate photo for the current weather state. The frog face is to protect the innocent.
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You can find December’s Caption Contest(!) winners and next top ten in January’s Latitude 38.
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Paying homage to Carl Spackler,
I’d keep sailing. I don’t think the heavy stuff’s going to come down for quite a while!
Good job, Don, but the water goes on the outside of the boat
I think the skipper is standing on the bottom and pushing with his feet.
I wanted to go swimming anyway!
If I could only find a way to heat the water in my sailing bathtub…..
They are Clearly training to race a Farr 36 in the Pacific Cup!
Needs a little more water ballast to go faster.
Here is a caption: “Got Geico insurance?”
So that’s what that thing was for.
Ribbit, Geico covers boats too!
So who forgot the drain plug?
But, I’m not Totally wet!
Save Time go sailing and get your ice cold bath together
PROTEST! Violation of the El Toro class rules. Water ballast is not allowed.
Finally I got the hot tub I always wanted!
Soaking and sailing all at once.
Mom told me to take a bath.
A hundred yards out of San Francisco, Kermit’s hopes to reach Hawaii within the week began to dim.
“Hey Mom”, ” I set a new record for wetting my pants!”
Somebody told me red boats go faster.
Ah, yes, a little water ballast to smooth things out!
Why do I need a bottom if I have flotation tanks?
From Mike Mahoney: “Who says only mega-yachts have hot a hot tub?!!”
Whaaaat? So there’s a little water. I’m still sailing.
What?…could be a lot worse. Give it a minute.
DAD! I passed capsizing! I can sail in the red fleet with water ballast!
We seem to have slowed down.
Come back, Dad. I’m sure it’s the captain who goes down with his ship.
I started out as a tadpole and discovered it’s not easy being green aboard a “bullship”! Kermit-the-Frog
George’s SUB prime rate boat loan has him worried his equity is underwater.
Sorry dad I couldn`t wait for the toilet.
New class rules for Opti’s allow water ballast!
“Yes, I’m aware blue doesn’t go with green, but that’s still no reason to insult me and call me ‘Frog Face’.”
Young Jack Sparrow
An early FlexTape commercial that never aired.
It’s CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
Sailing in the Primordial OOZE…
Looking like the race of over for this skipper; it’s time to throw in the towel, a sponge, and maybe a bar of soap for good measure.
“Stop freakin, call Beacon!” (It’s a PNW thing, you may not understand)