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Caption Contest(!)

Here’s your March Caption Contest(!). Please be sure to check the April issue’s Loose Lips for the winner.

Your caption here.
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Good luck(!).

29 Comments

  1. Rosann Allenbaugh 4 years ago

    A man’s got to know his limitations

  2. Mike Reardon 4 years ago

    My caption: “WHOA Nellie!”

  3. Jere N Visalli 4 years ago

    We’re planing, we’re planing!

  4. Bags 4 years ago

    PSA: kindly please avoid coughing into the elbow of your tiller arm.

  5. Jack 4 years ago

    The UFO seen above the boats had a strange effect on the sailors

  6. Lu Abel 4 years ago

    Rounding the mark early penalty

  7. Bill Huber 4 years ago

    This is a fine kettle of fish!

  8. Scott Henry 4 years ago

    High Five! … Ooops…

  9. Steve Hodges 4 years ago

    Clotheslined!

  10. Jack Chalais 4 years ago

    Engard!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. Bill Willcox 4 years ago

    So chute me.

    • Bill Willcox 4 years ago

      Can I change this to “Just chute me”?

  12. Port! 4 years ago

    Dive dive dive….Port!

  13. Tony M Spooner 4 years ago

    You may be bigger and faster, but can you do a wheelie like this?!

  14. BB 4 years ago

    Everyone loves photoshop

  15. Bob Jehle 4 years ago

    More dangers of inadequate “social distancing”!

  16. Mark Eastham 4 years ago

    Smaller boat skipper yelling : “Hey man , your boat nearly flipped me over !”
    Larger boat skipper responding : “Yeah, so what !…. your mast put a scratch in my sail !”

  17. Fred 4 years ago

    What the #$&@?

  18. bob 4 years ago

    I brought 11 guys because I knew we would hook a big one!

  19. Benjamin Martin 4 years ago

    5G… Unprecedented reception on the racecourse. Now just bear off a little; we’ll have it installed and you can catch the fleet in a jiffy.

  20. Jeff Phillips 4 years ago

    Goose, I’ll hit the brakes and he’ll sail right by…

  21. Rick 4 years ago

    Size does matter

  22. Pauline Garrett 4 years ago

    We have lift off!!

    Or up up and away!

  23. Pauline Garrett 4 years ago

    Down boy, I said down.!

  24. Pauline Garrett 4 years ago

    captain abort this is not an aircraft carrier, you are not landing, somebody release that damned hook.

  25. Rev Dr Malama 4 years ago

    Countdown to rocket launch has commenced

  26. Rob Pinkel 4 years ago

    Keep your chin up….they’re on port.

  27. Deirdre Collins 4 years ago

    Houston, we have lift-off!

  28. A.Lapat 4 years ago

    Alexa: Abort!

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