Caption Contest(!)

Here’s your October autumn pumpkin-spiced Caption Contest(!). As (almost) always, the winner will be announced in Loose Lips. Good luck!

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    Jim Tull 9 months ago

    Yup, that’s our mark…

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    Tom Carr 9 months ago

    “Those new hooks on the main sail are going to give a real tight turn around this mark!”

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    Rosann Allenbaugh 9 months ago

    Close encounters of the Fifth kind!

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    Curt Simpson 9 months ago

    Where’d THAT come from?

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    Dale Land 9 months ago

    Dismasting Alert!

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    Gary Green 9 months ago

    Is this what they mean by “tearing around the mark?”

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    Jeff Deuel 9 months ago

    “Hey Siri…Get me directions to the nearest sailmaker.”

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    Pat Broderick 9 months ago

    Tag Team Racing replaces W/L Racing

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    Mike Turner 9 months ago

    “I kissed a buoy – and I liked it…”

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    Kent Carter 9 months ago

    “Geez, we yelled starboard…”

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    Tim Metcalf 9 months ago

    “That’s gonna leave a mark…”

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    Peter Nelson 9 months ago

    Next time we start at the boat end.

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    Tom Varley aka Cabin Boy 9 months ago

    Ooooh….so that’s why there’s a metal ring around the top of a buoy – it’s a Jib-Saver!

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    Steve Costanzi 9 months ago

    How long do we need to stay here to keep this buoy from capsizing???

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    Steve Andersen 9 months ago

    room at the mark !

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    Christopher Conklin 9 months ago

    That’s one way to unstick a snagged telltail!

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    Bill Huber 9 months ago

    It’s official, the tide has turned!

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    Pat McIntosh 9 months ago

    “OH CRAP. . . . . GUSTS at the mark, I thought he said we were JUST at the mark!”

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    Ken R 9 months ago

    “A sea lion!”

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    Ants Uiga 9 months ago

    Thankfully, there is an app for this!

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    Jan Passion 9 months ago

    Uh, I think we’re not supposed to get, like, less than 50 ‘ from sea mammals.

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    Scott Henry 9 months ago

    Tell the captain that we found the missing jib creaser!

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    wayne stevens 9 months ago

    O.K. Time for a swim break, it looks like this buoy will hold the boat.

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    Doug Bonhaus 9 months ago


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