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Caption Contest(!)

Here’s your August Caption Contest(!). This video and subsequent still photos went viral a few months ago, inspiring our non-sailing, non-boating friends to send us the footage.

Your caption here.
© 2020 Spawn Fly Fish

Don’t forget to check the September issue for the winner and top 10 entries. Good luck! Thanks to Spawn Fly Fish for this awesome clip.


  1. Ants Uiga 10 months ago

    Who realized a fiberglass sailboat was such an aphrodisiac!!

  2. Brian Beers 10 months ago

    Honey, we really need to shift some weight aft.

  3. Pat Broderick 10 months ago

    Doublehanding; where are the Farallones?

  4. David Henry 10 months ago

    Fred, you’re trying to steer from the wrong end!

  5. Tim McCormick 10 months ago

    I think we’re gonna need a bigger boat.

  6. Jim Conger 10 months ago

    Who you calln’ Rail Meat?

  7. Bryan Chavez 10 months ago

    That’s the last time we row ashore to eat at the yacht club buffet!

  8. Luc de Faymoreau 10 months ago

    No, it’s NOT more comfortable than the back seat of a Chevy!

  9. Rosann Allenbaugh 10 months ago

    “I think we need a bigger boat!”

  10. Brian Forster 10 months ago

    A new version of sneak-aboards…

  11. Kim Paternoster 10 months ago

    I think we’re gonna need a bigger boat.

  12. Peter Bennett 10 months ago

    Now that the anchor is set, we can go back and have a fish taco.

  13. Rosann Allenbaugh 10 months ago

    “Honey, when you said we needed to downsize I didn’t take you seriously”

  14. Michael Childs 10 months ago

    Didn’t you call ahead about the accommodations?

  15. Pattie O'Connor 10 months ago

    The Love Boat!….exciting and new…come aboard we’re expecting you!

  16. Ernie Lopez 10 months ago

    any sardines in left the galley?

  17. jerrynshari 10 months ago

    Get a Room

  18. Rich Brazil 10 months ago

    Wanna head below and fool around?

  19. Kent Carter 10 months ago

    I told you not to anchor here on hump day!

  20. Roy Wilson 10 months ago

    I don’t get why those humans like these things. This is the most uncomfortable float we’ve found!

  21. Lisa Miller 10 months ago


  22. Pat Ransil 10 months ago

    Mom, Can me and Billy have a bigger boat?

  23. Kelvin D. Meeks 10 months ago

    “Tell me honestly, Timmy. Does this boat make me look fat?”

    • Marianne Armand 10 months ago

      Doh! You beat me to it!

  24. Keeping Wildflowers 10 months ago

    Atkins, Honey, Atkins!

  25. William Huber 10 months ago

    Sea Lions looking for the cockpit.

  26. Bill Andrew 10 months ago

    What’s the problem? We’re from the same household!

  27. Hal Reynolds 10 months ago

    It looked so much bigger on Airbnb!

  28. Marianne Armand 10 months ago

    Does this boat make me look fat?

  29. JEB Pickett 10 months ago

    I told you we’re never going to be members of the Foredeck Union

  30. Gil Davidson 10 months ago

    We NEED a new bowman.

  31. Jeff Phillips 10 months ago

    I said I needed weight on the rail, not the bow!

  32. Peter Detwiler 10 months ago

    No, you only need ONE extra seal in your spares inventory.

  33. Bill Willcox 10 months ago

    Our love is like a ship on the ocean
    With a cargo full love and devotion
    So I’d like to know where you got the notion…

    Don’t rock the boat…

  34. Eric meiier 10 months ago

    Sea lions version of stuffing a Phone booth!

  35. Steve Allen 10 months ago

    HONEY ! I told you I wanted a bigger “DECK “ !!

  36. Martin Thomas 10 months ago

    They said it sleeps six.

  37. Jeff Collier 10 months ago

    Just a couple more minutes guys… I almost have the prop changed.

  38. Jim Cope 10 months ago

    Holy Cow …
    yes I’m a sailor … know the tides …
    But … mean low water ??? 😲 😉

  39. Alex Pullos 10 months ago

    A see-saw for sea lions?

  40. Greg Arnold 10 months ago

    For maximum boat speed in light air, move the crew weight forward.

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