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Caption Contest(!)

Here’s your August Caption Contest(!). This video and subsequent still photos went viral a few months ago, inspiring our non-sailing, non-boating friends to send us the footage.

Your caption here.
© 2020 Spawn Fly Fish

Don’t forget to check the September issue for the winner and top 10 entries. Good luck! Thanks to Spawn Fly Fish for this awesome clip.


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    Ants Uiga 9 months ago

    Who realized a fiberglass sailboat was such an aphrodisiac!!

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    Brian Beers 9 months ago

    Honey, we really need to shift some weight aft.

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    Pat Broderick 9 months ago

    Doublehanding; where are the Farallones?

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    David Henry 9 months ago

    Fred, you’re trying to steer from the wrong end!

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    Tim McCormick 9 months ago

    I think we’re gonna need a bigger boat.

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    Jim Conger 9 months ago

    Who you calln’ Rail Meat?

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    Bryan Chavez 9 months ago

    That’s the last time we row ashore to eat at the yacht club buffet!

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    Luc de Faymoreau 9 months ago

    No, it’s NOT more comfortable than the back seat of a Chevy!

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    Rosann Allenbaugh 9 months ago

    “I think we need a bigger boat!”

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    Brian Forster 9 months ago

    A new version of sneak-aboards…

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    Kim Paternoster 9 months ago

    I think we’re gonna need a bigger boat.

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    Peter Bennett 9 months ago

    Now that the anchor is set, we can go back and have a fish taco.

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    Rosann Allenbaugh 9 months ago

    “Honey, when you said we needed to downsize I didn’t take you seriously”

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    Michael Childs 9 months ago

    Didn’t you call ahead about the accommodations?

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    Pattie O'Connor 9 months ago

    The Love Boat!….exciting and new…come aboard we’re expecting you!

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    Ernie Lopez 9 months ago

    any sardines in left the galley?

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    jerrynshari 9 months ago

    Get a Room

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    Rich Brazil 9 months ago

    Wanna head below and fool around?

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    Kent Carter 9 months ago

    I told you not to anchor here on hump day!

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    Roy Wilson 9 months ago

    I don’t get why those humans like these things. This is the most uncomfortable float we’ve found!

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    Lisa Miller 9 months ago


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    Pat Ransil 9 months ago

    Mom, Can me and Billy have a bigger boat?

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    Kelvin D. Meeks 9 months ago

    “Tell me honestly, Timmy. Does this boat make me look fat?”

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      Marianne Armand 9 months ago

      Doh! You beat me to it!

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    Keeping Wildflowers 9 months ago

    Atkins, Honey, Atkins!

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    William Huber 9 months ago

    Sea Lions looking for the cockpit.

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    Bill Andrew 9 months ago

    What’s the problem? We’re from the same household!

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    Hal Reynolds 9 months ago

    It looked so much bigger on Airbnb!

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    Marianne Armand 9 months ago

    Does this boat make me look fat?

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    JEB Pickett 9 months ago

    I told you we’re never going to be members of the Foredeck Union

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    Gil Davidson 9 months ago

    We NEED a new bowman.

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    Jeff Phillips 9 months ago

    I said I needed weight on the rail, not the bow!

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    Peter Detwiler 9 months ago

    No, you only need ONE extra seal in your spares inventory.

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    Bill Willcox 9 months ago

    Our love is like a ship on the ocean
    With a cargo full love and devotion
    So I’d like to know where you got the notion…

    Don’t rock the boat…

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    Eric meiier 9 months ago

    Sea lions version of stuffing a Phone booth!

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    Steve Allen 9 months ago

    HONEY ! I told you I wanted a bigger “DECK “ !!

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    Martin Thomas 9 months ago

    They said it sleeps six.

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    Jeff Collier 9 months ago

    Just a couple more minutes guys… I almost have the prop changed.

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    Jim Cope 9 months ago

    Holy Cow …
    yes I’m a sailor … know the tides …
    But … mean low water ??? 😲 😉

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    Alex Pullos 9 months ago

    A see-saw for sea lions?

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    Greg Arnold 9 months ago

    For maximum boat speed in light air, move the crew weight forward.

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